Colton Price

Most likely a twat, someone who causes extreme annoyance.

This guy I know Colton Price is such twat. Nobody knows what he does, and he’s super fucking annoying.

by WhodatB May 12, 2020

he could work for BP

Used to describe someone who makes a snafu out of something deceptively simple. Refers to the 2010 BP oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico. Can also be used in the feminine sense, as in "she could work for BP."

Dave: "Did you see Robert Green fuck up that easy save that could have won the game for England?"
Ralph: "That was devastating. He should have had that damn ball!"
Dave: "Hell, if he keeps playing that badly, he could work for BP!"

Sarah: "Oh, I cannot fucking BELIEVE Kimberly! How could she fuck up my order?"
Amber: "I know. She could work for BP."

by yugiohfan2010 June 19, 2010

peter coltman

Noun: A very racist person
Verb: being very racist
Adjective: Racist

Oh he's doing a Peter Coltman again..

by Vsaucemichealhere March 10, 2017

A little iodine and that thing could walk again

If you've ever eaten a burger or a steak, and it's undercooked, you say "A little iodine and that thing could walk again!", implying that it's only a minor cut, and the animal could come back to life if iodine (a cut medicine) was applied.

Waiter: Here's your steak, sir.
Customer: *Cuts into the Steak, sees that it is raw.*
Waiter: Is everything OK?
Customer: Actually, no.
Waiter: What's wrong?
Customer: Weeeell, let's just say... A little iodine and that thing could walk again.
Waiter: Oh, no. Terribly sorry, sir.

But you know he isn't sorry. They never are.

by bls1999 May 26, 2013

Anne Coulter

As Al Franken says...
"The reigning diva of the hysterical right. Or rather, the hysterical diva of the reigning right" In other words, the epitomy of all that I hate about the republican party

Everyone should read Lies and the Lying Liars who tell them

by yeah, it's me May 1, 2005

Coulterism

1. neo-nazism
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Coulterism is a key philosophy of the neo-nazis.

by Kenny McCor July 22, 2006

Indianapolis Colts

An NFL franchise that has been based in Indianapolis, Indiana since relocating from Baltimore, Maryland in the dead of night in 1984. They've had a roller coaster ride since arriving in Indianapolis but won the 2007 Super Bowl under the leadership of Payton Manning. Represent the AFC South Conference. Known for generally bad defense, but are currently a very dangerous team that can beat the shit out of opponents when badmouthed.

The Indianapolis Colts are known for winnning many come-from-behind games when they improve their often lackluster defense.

by [e-mail] August 21, 2007