If you have a family named Coflin and not a consumable medicine for treating coughs, chances are your ancestor's jobs were a Watchman or Waitress in the United States around the 1940s, and have lived in Virginia since the 1840s.
by HeyFolks_420 October 19, 2022
Get the Coflin mug.by Mr.banana Hands June 23, 2011
Get the Anti-Cuffing mug.Related Words
Combination of "stall" and "solitary confinement," describing the predicament of finding yourself seated in a public bathroom stall without any reading material or smartphone.
by Ae5Ea8 July 4, 2016
Get the stallitary confinement mug.P1: Hey, what were you doing last night?
P2: Just fistafuckin'cuffin. What about you?
P1: That makes absolutely no sense what the fuck Randy this is why I hate you. You just use these stupid fake words. Fuck you Randy. I hate you.
P2: Just fistafuckin'cuffin. What about you?
P1: That makes absolutely no sense what the fuck Randy this is why I hate you. You just use these stupid fake words. Fuck you Randy. I hate you.
by DickSpends June 5, 2017
Get the Fistafuckin'cuffin mug.cuffing season but done with online dating apps. They will not meet up with you, but they want the relationship.
by Josh Edds December 1, 2017
Get the cloud cuffing mug.Where your virginity is
Jon: why can I ever get laid
Adam: cus your virginity is stuck in solitary confinement serving life without the chance of parole
Adam: cus your virginity is stuck in solitary confinement serving life without the chance of parole
by BJoe's dad December 11, 2019
Get the Solitary confinement mug.Duration: It starts the day after Halloween and ends the day after Valentine's Day.
November 1st - February 15th
When done with ulterior motives, it's the time women trick desperate men with romantic inclinations to get gifts and guys 'date down' to get gifts from desperate, grateful low hanging fruit.
It's a despicable practice and I don't suggest anyone doing the aforementioned, especially since during this time of year, emotions are extremely high and you risk getting your tires slashed (men).
But when it's mutual and both parties are knowledgeable and complicit in the act, it can be worthwhile; they just want to spend the cold holidays with someone who cares for them (even if it's just an illusion of a relationship OR 'seasonal friends with benefits').
The reason behind this is that in most places it's cold and cloudy most of the time; a very depressing time of the year for most, but even more so when you don't have someone who cares for you or willing to spend time with you.
Some ladies with means/looks get boy toys and some guys opt out of a serious relationship for 'girlfriend experience'.
Those who were in lasting relationships before cuffing season...well, there's a reason why the majority of children are born in August - October...they were conceived...IN CUFFING SEASON!
November 1st - February 15th
When done with ulterior motives, it's the time women trick desperate men with romantic inclinations to get gifts and guys 'date down' to get gifts from desperate, grateful low hanging fruit.
It's a despicable practice and I don't suggest anyone doing the aforementioned, especially since during this time of year, emotions are extremely high and you risk getting your tires slashed (men).
But when it's mutual and both parties are knowledgeable and complicit in the act, it can be worthwhile; they just want to spend the cold holidays with someone who cares for them (even if it's just an illusion of a relationship OR 'seasonal friends with benefits').
The reason behind this is that in most places it's cold and cloudy most of the time; a very depressing time of the year for most, but even more so when you don't have someone who cares for you or willing to spend time with you.
Some ladies with means/looks get boy toys and some guys opt out of a serious relationship for 'girlfriend experience'.
Those who were in lasting relationships before cuffing season...well, there's a reason why the majority of children are born in August - October...they were conceived...IN CUFFING SEASON!
by 800Wmarietta January 2, 2016
Get the Cuffing Season mug.