cleetus

fat thick dude with a rake

cleetus boy aint givin up

by jiggly puff man dood July 22, 2020

Cleetus

A hot rodeo cowboy man.

Cleetus has caused some troubles in the past, like shooting his son 3 times with a shotgun. Besides all that he’s a great man! He has met with myths before, sadly most of them made fun of him for being FAT. He has also ran away from his mother when he was very young. He’s been divorced at least 2-3 times. xD

by UglyEyeballs May 27, 2020

Cleg

Chubby Little Essex Girl or Cleg for short. Girl of below average looks and (even for Essex) make up skills who, because they aren’t attractive enough to attract a partner of their own age, tend to screw around and get used by bored older married men. Who they lie to.

Guy 1- “I see S*****y is hanging around k*****n as usual.”
Guy 2- “ yeah I heard her denying it earlier, to C*****y”
Guy 1- “bit obvious. She’s dripping all over him”
Guy 2- “what do you expect? She’s a cleg”

by Oompah loompah hunter June 12, 2020

cleepoever

an especially lit sleepover

“hey do you wanna have a cleepoever tonight?”

by happydinosaur June 18, 2020

Cleetys's Asshole

When you eat normal food and then shit blood the next day, blaming it on someones cooking from the night before but really you just have the bowel of a 103 year old geriatric.

Last night I ate a some mashed potato and today I haven't stopped shitting blood, I must have a bad case of Cleetys's Asshole.

by RockLicka September 8, 2020

Cleighton

A guy who will treat you right, get you through hard times, love you no matter what, will always remind you how beautiful you are even if you don’t agree with him, and try to figure out what’s wrong when you’re feeling sad so he can try to comfort you. You will want to be with him forever, and just hug him forever. He’s the type of guy that is always on your mind, never cheat on you, the type of person that you can trust, and forgive. He is so amazing, never let him go.

Girl 1: cleighton is so perfect.

Girl 2: I wish I had a guy like cleighton

by I like the office :3 September 9, 2020

Cleighton

Cleighton is the type of guy who will love you forever, treat you right, always remind you how beautiful you are even if you don’t agree with him, who will try to figure out what’s wrong when you’re feeling sad so he can comfort you, the guy who you will want to be with forever, and just hug forever. The guy who makes you feel safe, who will never cheat on you, always make you feel safe. Never let go of a cleighton.

Girl 1: cleighton is so perfect
Girl 2: I wish I had a guy like cleighton

by I like the office :3 September 9, 2020