cum-cleaner

A non-'out' homosexual who covertly satisfies his desires by concerning himself with or addressing himself to spilt semen.

Keiren cleaned the cum out of the shower. He's a total cum-cleaner.

by Kerien the Buchaneer March 3, 2008

Social Cleansing

When you lose/break your cell phone and lose ALL your contacts. You are then forced to recall names and numbers of people long forgotten.

Frat Bro, "Dude arn't you gonna text your booty call for a late night rendez-vous?

Contact-less Friend, "No Bro... Due to social cleansing I am forced to meet new girls and get their numbers...

by DNealz14 May 11, 2009

Cleavland Cleaner

When you lick a dirty butt clean

" She took a dump so I gave her a cleavland cleaner:

by 3manD May 10, 2010

clease

When you laugh so much you start crying

Bro that joke was so funny it made me clease!

by Rapideu July 2, 2016

Pipe Cleaner

Solid, girthy turd that cleans your colon out, especially useful after some peanut-butter shit.

Man I had a nasty shit earlier. I wasn't looking forward to the cleanup but luckily I had conjured a pipe cleaner to push out what stayed behind.

by MMDeveloper September 20, 2010

Pipe Cleaner

Summer's Eve Douche
-used to clean and flush out a woman's pipe (vagina)

Girl: I gotta go home and use a pipe cleaner cuz my boyfriend sez im smell like fish!!!

by blthrskt December 28, 2005

cunt cleaner

One who polishes large amounts of cunt, while pulling out his own anal beads.

Doug-"Yo, Melissa
Melissa-"True"
Doug-"pry on my dick as I whip these beads across yo face slut...
Melissa-"Damn, nigga that shit is cunt cleaner.
Doug-"True, where's Don"

by DJ Jonny Lengfelder April 3, 2009