christ onna cracker

christ onna cracker (Adverb): an expression of supreme condemnation of the act of another; a denouncement; a castigation

Christ onna cracker, locking yourself out of the house twice in one day is fucking brainless.

by Pinkie_Flamingo March 21, 2011

jesus christ pose

A contrived pose in movies to give significance where there is none by mimicing the death of christ on the cross.

Also the title of a Soundgarden song.

Willem Dafoe's jesus christ pose in Platoon was almost as lame as Sean Penn's in Dead Man Walking.

Soundgarden's jesus christ pose is way better than anything Audio Slave has done.

by Buff Bufferman September 9, 2008

Jesus Christ on a bicycle

The using of christ's name, not necessarily in vain, but to exclaim surprise, disbelief, or disgust.
Also used in the excellent film, Ginger Snaps.

'Jesus Christ on a bicycle, Bob! You gave me a fright!'
or
'Jesus Christ on a bicycle! That was soooo gnarly!'

by CobyPryant March 30, 2007

My brother in Christ

what you call someone before you call them out on their problems/hypocrisy

My mom: I don't like all the cleavage you have.

Me: My brother in Christ, you gave it to me.

by consumerstellular June 11, 2022

My brother in Christ

Used to replace jokes containing the N-word

Dudes be like “Subway Sucks”
My brother in Christ you made the sandwich

by YouGotCoconutMalled April 14, 2022

jesus harold christ

A saying to some one who annoys the hell out of you

Person 1 : Why should I care about watch movie we watch. Just put a movie on right fucking now!

Person 2 : Jesus Harold Christ! Shut your fucking mouth or there will be no movie

by Mr. Smart Ass September 18, 2020

Christ (Deemed to be) University

A tyrannical empire established and existing for reasons unknown.

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when Christ (Deemed to be) University attacked.

by _abraxas_ December 15, 2020