Pour the cereal in first

The right way to do it and everyone knows it. If you put cereal first you have more cereal than milk and a lil crunch. If you put the milk in first there will hardly be any cereal and you will have bare milk left

Mum: Make your cereal the right fucking way or I will get you arrested

Everyone: I will be pouring the cereal first then
Pour the cereal in first is the correct way to make cereal dudes

by flip.a.pack May 17, 2018

cereal

Another name for weed.(Relatively good at that)

"Hey John, got any cereal for this weekend?"

by vvd May 17, 2008

may god shit in your cereal

This is an insult used when someone is really pissing you off, but you don't have the energy nor will to smack then as hard as you possibly can. It's basically a curse, and when used against christians pretty effective.

Shithead: lolol. lykehf l.ykmu gt pnnned lyk loll wtff.
ME: May god shit in your cereal.

by xorobyngrace December 21, 2007

Super Cereal

Is a term that is commonly associated with being "extremely serious" or "super serious".
Also can be correlated with being inebriated. (see example)

"He's had some drinks." "Are you serious?" the inebriated: "I'm super cereal!"

by Cycron February 10, 2009

Cereal Molestor

A person who has a ting' for cereal and molests cereal of all kinds.

"Hey joo, get your dick out of the Rice Crispie bowl, you cereal molestor! It might go snap, crackle or BLAP!"

by Blap is coming November 30, 2003

boot hole in a beached whale carcass

An extrememly overwieght woman's vagina.

That chick was sooo fat, her cooze looked like someone kicked a boot hole in a beached whale carcass.

by Big Richard May 31, 2005

Michael Cera

An amazing actor, originally from Ontario, Canada. So amazing that his name can replace almost any word in a sentence, or answer almost any question.

Rachel: I love your pants!
Maddie: Don't you mean... 'I love your Michael Cera"?

or

Rachel: What did you have for dessert last night?
Maddie: Michael Cera

by r&mbombsunite! January 25, 2008