Calvin

A baby back bitch with a small dick. Probably plays baseball but has a huge ego. Calvin's are on average pretty small and skinny brown hair brown eyes. Calvin's when they get a girlfriend they ditch their friends for her and leave his friends behind.

That dude is such a Calvin. Don't be a Calvin.

by Bigvock04 February 13, 2017

Calvin

The most unintelligent, small-penis, ugly motherfucker with a godawful taint (it smells like spoiled cauliflower) who has mommy and daddy issues and cries himself to sleep every night (just kidding he has severe insomnia, very dark circles under his eyes, and foams at the mouth, making him look like a rabid raccoon most of the time).

Chris: "God, I just stepped on my roommate's dried up, crusty contact lens."

Andrew: "That's disgusting. He's such a Calvin."

by hungcollegedude September 20, 2019

Celine Dijon

The name of the woman who sang the "Titanic" soundtrack...if you mispronounce her name.

Oh ma Gawd, I love 'dat singa Celine Dijon's voice!

by bcktwngrl April 2, 2011

Calvin

An anorexic fuckboy with a millimeter weiner

Calvin: "Lets fuck"

MEGA FAGGOT

by Fat.Retard September 3, 2017

Calvin

Worst guy you'll ever meet. He bullies, manipulates, lies, cheats and doesn't give a shit about you.

Calvin is the worst scumbag ever.

by A Depressed Mess December 29, 2016

celine

One that has droopy eyes and usually dates ppl more than once (about 8 times). She also enjoys talking in weird voices that no one really likes and telling ppl that have a lot of pimples that they look like the Fourth of July. Usually cheats on a person but plays it off as them being "friends."

Wow, Celine said she was just friends with you. What the hell?!

by Chaz Michaels March 31, 2008

Calvin

A little bitch who tries to be a gangster but is a small wimp and carries around a knife to look cool.

Look at that little faggot throwing gang signs. What a calvin.

by Big daddy diego April 21, 2017