primal cellscream

The sound you make after your cell phone falls into the toilet.

Dropped my brand-new iPhone in the toilet yesterday. Seriously, bro, people could hear my primal cellscream for miles!

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017

Dirty Celeste

A dumbass who holds their emotions in then takes it out on everyone else. Probably a cancer.

"Did you hear about my boy Andrew?"
"Yeah? Didn't he get dirty Celeste'd?"

by JonathanHatesAll September 10, 2021

Celeste

A Masturbation technique. The basic idea is that one is standing next to a wall and when the masturbator comes, the semen is sprayed onto the wall, eliminating the need to cleanup.

"Did you see what the kid upstairs did? He pulled a Celeste!"
"What a perv."

by TimothyP July 13, 2006

celesbian

A talentless hack female who is famous for no reason other than the "out-and-loving-it" girlfriend of a famous person.

Celesbian people include Sandra Bernhart and Anne Heche... enough said.

by Paulo and Miguel October 5, 2006

Celeste

Female name, usually they are very large (in width) people. Their hair is normally straight (by a straight iron) and they are normally insane. Guys normally hate people named Celeste because they are normally HUGE prudes and a pain in the butt.

"That girl was so prude"
"really, how far had she gone?"
"nowhere, in the dugout!!!!!"
"wow that sucks, what was her name?"
"celeste"
"I should have known..."

by currnsh32 January 8, 2009

brain cells

Useless matter. More useful when replaced with air.

Fuck brain cells, I'm gonna smoke a bowl.

by drgreenthumb January 13, 2008

Celeste

the newest sex position out there, guaranteed to provide orgasm that will last minimum, 6 days for both partners. It is when a male and female lay next to each other on the bed and the female wraps her leg over the guys genitals and his penis automatically inserts itself into her anus, the male then licks her breasts while the female masturbates with a dildo into her own vagina so she is being done both ways at the same time.

"uh the celeste i had with christie......"
"what about it"
"I'm still feeling vibrations man, this was the best thing that ever happened to me"
"hot, I want to do a celeste with jenifer"

by Sextoysarelife January 8, 2009