Basically like Public High School, but worse. You have to wear itchy, uncomfortable uniforms that make you look like a loser when you are out in public. Also, everyone in the school is the same gender, so if you are a boy, you get to hang out with those sweaty bastards for 4 years. You have 0 chance over ever having fun at a Catholic High school. Half of your classes are taught by priests or nuns, and they will expel your ass for even the tiniest thing. Learning religion is a crock. Unless you plan on becoming a priest when you graduate, these classes are useless. All Catholic schools were built over 9000 years ago, and only have enough room for 300 kids, but there's 1200 fuckers scurrying through the halls just to get to their next class.
Dude, why did you go to a Catholic High School?
It gives me a more religious and fulfilling experience.
Pfft-HAHAHHAH! Oh, you're serious. Let me laugh even louder. AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH!
It gives me a more religious and fulfilling experience.
Pfft-HAHAHHAH! Oh, you're serious. Let me laugh even louder. AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH!
by i-i-i-hate it September 15, 2010
Get the Catholic High Schoolmug. by D Man! February 3, 2012
Get the Catholic Birth Controlmug. When Priests started molesting young alter boys and disobeying their religion. This happened in 2002 and continues throughout today.
by Anonymous July 12, 2003
Get the the scandal in the Catholic Churchmug. The school where boys who feel like they could use some man on man action go to. Central Catholic is located in Oakland, just east of Pittsburgh PA. It is well known for its outstanding sports teams, great education, and for producing the gayest men alive. Being an all boys school, men who go there usually do not interact with the opposite sex.
But as well as being gay, people who come from Central (as the locals call it) are quite often the biggest jack asses ever. There is a constant competition to see who's balls are bigger although no one who goes there have any at all. But this does not apply to everyone, i know someone who is a Central alum. he is one of the nicest people you will ever meet, although, he does admit, he was a complete jack ass in high school. He has since become gay and is just moving out of his parents house, getting a license and finishing his collage education, it has been 8 years since he graduated...
But as well as being gay, people who come from Central (as the locals call it) are quite often the biggest jack asses ever. There is a constant competition to see who's balls are bigger although no one who goes there have any at all. But this does not apply to everyone, i know someone who is a Central alum. he is one of the nicest people you will ever meet, although, he does admit, he was a complete jack ass in high school. He has since become gay and is just moving out of his parents house, getting a license and finishing his collage education, it has been 8 years since he graduated...
Cool guy: Where do you go to school?
Gay: Pittsburgh Central Catholic
Cool guy: You must be a queer, HE EVERYONE, SHUN THE QUEER!!!!
Gay: Pittsburgh Central Catholic
Cool guy: You must be a queer, HE EVERYONE, SHUN THE QUEER!!!!
by a_strait_guy October 4, 2009
Get the Pittsburgh Central Catholicmug. A highschool that retarted kids go. You can spot a lc cougar out of any crowd just by the way they talk! All the girls that go here have a ton of friends but are fake. The girls will talk about you behind your back but act like your bestfriend. Not to mention that they all are secretly (or not secretly) sluts. They crave attention from both the male, and female species. Also, everyone that chooses to go to lake are either super dumb, or they are just following their other dumb friends. I dont not make the rules, this is just how it be.
Beth: "Hey do you know what school that girl goes to?"
Luke: "She probably goes to Lake Catholic because I heard her talk and she sounds retarted"
Luke: "She probably goes to Lake Catholic because I heard her talk and she sounds retarted"
by ur ~dumb~ February 25, 2019
Get the Lake Catholicmug. When you do a whip-it and a line of heroin in the same breath. It's a "catholic league" strikeout because in the catholic baseball league there are only 2 strikes and 3 balls. The 2 strikes being the whip-it and heroin.
by crazybearthatdances February 9, 2010
Get the Catholic League Strikeoutmug. If he came from an all boys school, then he's extremely, bent. The least they can be is bisexual, but that is extremely rare. They play gay games such as 8 ball madness, and do a lot of gay stuff. If they come from an co-ed catholic school, then they're extremely stupid, and a prick.
Person 1: Bro he's a catholic school boy
Person 2: Don't let him notice us we don't wanna become gay
Person 2: Don't let him notice us we don't wanna become gay
by ForeverVirgin November 3, 2022
Get the Catholic School Boymug.