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Callum

Hey look it’s CALLUM

The autistic guy
by Ellie hehehehe November 23, 2021
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Callum Blyth

Callum blyth also know as big blythy is such a kinky wee boy that loves to put broken wood somewhere he shouldn’t and sometimes loves a good suck on toes
if you want to know how to know how to suck toes professionally message Callum Blyth
by toatie :) August 23, 2021
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Callum haughey

Callum haughey is the primark queen from tiktok and he slays every day away and is an inspiration to so many people.
His number one enemy is iconic moments who is also a tiktoker.
Iconic moments doesn’t slay as much as the primark queen and that is a fact.
Callum haughey is also a singer and a makeup artist and is very beautiful.
People say callum looks like Miranda Sings but I asked callum the following comment on his live stream “why do you look like Miranda?” and he didn’t even know who it was.
And the both look completely different and the only similarity is having red lips.
Callum is loved by so many people on tiktok but there is also haters but callum slays them away
by Iamsharon January 30, 2023
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Callum Mcfarlane

Biggest schmuck in schmuck ville , looks like glumpus gloop and snow white mixed together .But is a great person
by kwenzima March 13, 2023
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Callum

Callum is a type of guy who flirts with everyone even if its his ex girlfriend and is a big simp, callums are usually somewhat tall but not very tough so dont be alarmed, they are very nerdy on the inside but complete opposite on the outside. their way of flirting is very different to others which may seem odd but it works. They are sexy and definitely a keeper but very clingy. Once you guys are over he will be the last person to get over it.
Person one: ooooo hes hot
Person two : nahh hes just a callum
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callum bowden smith

callum bowden smith, also known as callum bargainman or callum luvsa-barg, is young lad who gets off on eating two burgers and chips and ketchup in a 8:2 ratio. he is partial to temu skincare (loves a good bargain) and kayaking. he can be a bit gammy but that just adds to his charm. his hair is a clod and his big toe is unfathomably hairy. he’s prone to being a bit moody. you can often find callum in the naughty corner being hounded by older, and, quite frankly, grim, old men.
“omg!! isn’t that callum bowden smith??”
“yeah.. don’t fart next to him. he’ll have a right paddy.
by laxativequeen3000 September 11, 2023
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Callum

Callum

A person that probably should've been a cumstain on the sheets
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Did you see callum yesterday, he definitely should've been a cumstain on the sheets
by Callum Harteveldt May 13, 2023
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