cabbage roll

...very oversized inner vaginal lips (labia) that protrude from the outer labia and develop an untidy, crumpled look, very much like a cabbage roll...

"I was just goin down on that girl I met the other night, and man, when I got there, what a cabbage roll she had, those lips were bigger'n any I've seen...yikes..."

by Spyder James July 13, 2006

cabbage

to cabbage (v): to be in a state of frustration and/or bitterness about situations; often used under negative connotations.

man, that guy was being such a cabbage

by pootytang112 April 27, 2009

Hairy cabbage

A womans private bits/genitalia.

I'm dying for the loo, wait there while I wet me Hairy Cabbage

by Ribbon January 25, 2006

cabbage

A term to describe something or someone that is really bad or lame

Man that Care Bear Movie was total cabbage
or
That Kenny G (in the key of G)is a real cabbage

by Undy Bumgrope June 22, 2004

cabbage disease

slang for erectile disfunction. when the stalk can't hold the head up any more.

guy1: so did you get your nurse from behind?
guy2: no...i have cabbage disease, it has fallen and can't get up.

by coreybob January 13, 2008

Cabbage Snatch Kid

A child born of a Cabbage Snatch, or more commonly referred to as a nasty, sweaty vagina...you can normally pick a Cabbage Snatch Kid out of a crowd by his Cabbage Snatch Stink which usually never washes off.

There is a wonderful video on youtube about Cabbage Snatches, called Cabbage Snatch Kids

All that woman over there is good for is producing Cabbage Snatch Kids with her Snatch Cabbage.

by TheJabberwocklklk July 15, 2009

cabbage pants

somebody who has farted the smell of cabbage into their pants and the smell then lingers for a considerable amount of time, possible staining of underwear and trousers. wet, sticky, cabbage stench guff. we are all familiar with these people and their bad gut smells

your sat down on a bench, somebody walks past and you get a stench of rotten cabbage as they do you turn to a friend and say cabbage pants (pronounced cairbidgepairnts) like a gypo basically.

by hythe home of chav May 7, 2011