Definitions by Ribbon

Chuffhooks 

To curse, without actually using a swear word.

What did you say?

Say that again and I'll have you Chuffhooks!

Chuffhooks by Ribbon July 16, 2008

Ludju 

To mumble 'love you' whilst half asleep. Or to just say it when you can't be arsed to speak properly.

Hmmmm,Mmmmm,(turn pillow over/get cosy with covers).....Ludju

Ludju by Ribbon July 16, 2008

Hairy cabbage 

A womans private bits/genitalia.

I'm dying for the loo, wait there while I wet me Hairy Cabbage

Hairy cabbage by Ribbon January 25, 2006