Ribbon's definitions

Chuffhooks

To curse, without actually using a swear word.

What did you say?

Say that again and I'll have you Chuffhooks!

by Ribbon July 16, 2008

Ludju

To mumble 'love you' whilst half asleep. Or to just say it when you can't be arsed to speak properly.

Hmmmm,Mmmmm,(turn pillow over/get cosy with covers).....Ludju

by Ribbon July 16, 2008

Hairy cabbage

A womans private bits/genitalia.

I'm dying for the loo, wait there while I wet me Hairy Cabbage

by Ribbon January 25, 2006