Bryan

The Bryan is the most cool guy ever known for being tall, skinny but in a way extremely strong, loves basketball, and is a extremely dangours trash talker on the court he can easily get in your head and make you regret guarding him. Bryan's are great friends there loyalty is unmatched, but don't take advantage of him he will remembered and at some point he will get his revenge, he will make you regret your life. Bryan is a greatest boyfriend ever he will love you till the world ends. he is a great kissers but girls usually need to do the first move because the Bryan is shy, but once you know him he is the greatest person ever.

Bryan: *getting ready for free throws*
Person one: your nervous

Bryan: nervous? I'm the greatest F***en shooter in the league *drains the shoot*
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Girl one: Bryan?
Bryan: *looks up*
Girl one: I love you
Bryan: I love you too *smiles*
Girl one: *blushes*
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Bryan The Best , The Great, The Legend.
Person one: are you gonna hangout with Bryan?
Person two: hell ya

by Joe2466yo April 18, 2018

bryant

a Asian who eats cats and dogs but also humans. And loves pokemon go on the wii.

Bryant: wanna hang out
me: you ate my family

by jdjjdj90fjfjjfjfjywwwwwwwwwwww March 7, 2019

Bryan the fucking goat Krebs

A fucking all out baller who teaches the shittiest subject at new paltz middle school. this nigga be fucking getting paid to teach snot nose brats. Anywho, this boi is a bad nigga.

yo nigga, its Bryan the fucking goat Krebs

by big boi plum boi March 13, 2019

Bryan

Its a name it doesn't have anything to do with you're personality

Person: hey Bryan

Bryan: stereotypical greeting
Person: did you just say "stereotypical greeting" ?

by Qaurantine sucks May 11, 2020

bryan

an absolute fucking spaztic dongus who enjoys fucking dead lithium battery cells

Joe: whos that guy who keeps on forgetting my cheese in my maccies
Jeremy: thats bryan bro
Joe: checks out tbh

by spazticlesbowatermelon September 9, 2020

Kobe Bryant

The Most Overrated Player of all time after he died. Before this man died bleacher report and ESPN didn't even have him top 10, Now all of a sudden since he died he isn't top 10? Some Dickriders would say kobe is number 2 all time behind MJ and say kobe is better than LeBron when they know kobe isn't even close to bron. Kobe isn't better than kareem, magic,shaq,bill russell,Wilt Chamberlain,Larry Bird,Tim Duncan,Hakeem,LeBron MJ

"Kobe Bryantis better than Lebron and kobe is number 2 behind Jordan" Just stfu kobe is barely top 10

by Ethans196 May 19, 2021

kobe bryant

the blackest and roundest headed basketball man and failed pilot of our lifetime

basketball man1: did you hear kobe died?

basketball man2: no way lmao so sad. f

basketball man1: yeah haha Kobe Bryant more like Kobe Flyn't

basketball man2: lmao he went kobe right into the ground

by BruhMan1 February 4, 2020