Brunejuice

A substance that cures everything such as rashes, the HIV virus, blindness, deafness, a stuffy nose, cold sore, V.D., constipation, etc. To acquire this substance you must look for the animal known as Bruno. They are very smelly. BE CAREFUL.

I had herpes yesterday and then i swallowed a mere squirt of brunejuice and I can have sex again!

by MEGA-slut February 1, 2009

Jasper Brunette

Referring to an extremely sexy Texas housewife. Whom a pimp could possibly fall victim to the mistake of marrying once’s hoes.

“Worst mistake a pimp can make - marryin’ one uh his hoes.”
-Alabaster Jones

Yo... What you want for that Jasper Brunette?

by metroboomhauer June 14, 2022

Bruce knuckel

The male version of moose knuckel or camel toe in a gay way.

"That dudes pants were so tight his Bruce knuckel was alarming".Robert Plant,Burt Reynolds

by Bacon Bumps August 1, 2009

Broner

A completely non-sexual erection that occurs when one man is excited by the actions of another man, or in the company of other men. It is 100% heterosexual, and in no way gay.

"Dude, the new Eligh CD gives me a broner."

by AndroidAlex November 18, 2011

brunette

A brunette is a girl with brown hair. That is all that a brunette is, they are not necessarily smarter or prettier than blondes or redheads neither are they necessarily less clever or pretty than girls with different coloured hair. It's just genes or coincidence and learning is what makes you smarter. No Duh!

Bob: I'm going out with a blonde
Bill: I'm going out with a redhead
Ben: I'm going out with a brunette
Bob: Haha blondes are prettier than brunettes
Bill: Sure they are
Ben: Whatever, blondes are stupid!
Bill: What the hell are you on about it makes no difference
Leela: What's going on here?
Ben: Blondes are stupid aren't they?
Leela: No, I'm blonde and top of all my classes
Bill: See...
Bob: Yeah but brunettes are prettier
Leela: No Have you not seen some brunettes compared to blondes/ redheads/ girls with black hair?

by leela June 5, 2007

Bruce

verb. To go on a bender of consuming Girl Scout Cookies, usually multiple boxes a day for several days. The appropriate unit for brucing is in "boxes".

"Last week was rough. I bruced half a dozen boxes of Girl Scout Cookies by Wednesday."

by ossavir March 27, 2017

Robert The Bruce

The first Australian King of Scotlandno seriously he was a bad ass mother, who eventually took his head from out his own ass,and inspired by William Wallace(an even badder mother)and an unnamed spider! decided to kick the shit out the EnglishFags! HOORAY!!(Huge Roar From All Over The World Except England)Secured Scotlands Independence at the battle of Bannockburn1314.Sadly many modern Scots forget this and like to keep voting for the Westminster based Labour Partyor LibDems and some even Defy Logic Still and like the Tories.So all in all King Robert's Heroic Efforts were Sadly in vain!

English Troops:Run Lads It's Robert The Bruce We are Doomed! Never mind chaps we will have those scotch twats in our pockets 700 years from now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Evil Grin)

''When will we see their likes again?''

by albu gu brath April 28, 2006