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bracesliding

This is the religious term used by members of the Neckbrace faith to describe members that are either questioning their faith, or actively attempting to leave it.
"Nick, why haven't you come to any of our ceremonies? Are you bracesliding?"
by thebraceman February 6, 2023
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braces

A form of torture.
Orthodontists (AKA psychopaths that you really can never trust) will let you choose your colors. You will think this is alright until you realize that those colored rubber bands will stop you from eating anything you like for the next week because it hurts so much. Pain medicine doesn’t help. That wax stuff they give you doesn’t help either. That week will seem like the longest week ever. The brackets will tear at your skin, and if the back ones break off, you will have to call the orthodontist and have the stupid wire poke your cheek until you can come back in. No matter how attractive you are you will never be able to pull because those braces are also like a machine that makes you extremely ugly. EVERY SINGLE RELATIVE WILL ASK YOU TO SMILE FOR THEM AND THEN NOT GET OVER IT FOR A WHOLE YEAR. GOD CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE?
Finally, you will come in one day and the orthodontist will say, “You’re almost there!”
The truth is, you’re not. For 5 or more months you will have to deal with this and they will finally take it off. FINALLY!

“Now just wear this retainer all day and all night”
“What?”
“Just wear this retainer all day and all night”

“For how long?”
“A year”

“Kill yourself”
He’s a 10 but he’s got braces
by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 12, 2023
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brocksjellyfilleddonut

Woah! Did you just turn into brocksjellyfilleddonut? Awesome!
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braces effect

When someone gets braces and becomes more confident and fun and or more attractive.
Ex: : dude that girl is so cool , she was so lame last year
: yeah I know after she got braces she’s been totally different: total Braces Effect
by XxMiddleSchoolersAreWierdxX March 20, 2024
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brocephus

The face one makes when a shot ass foo is stuck AF, winding down from being on a sick one, chasing a nut for 3 days. Foo's face would look waxy, artificial, emitting a mostly eerie-comical vibe, homeboy resembling one of those jabby mouth puppets, aesthetically honoring the likes of Charlie McCarthy or Bocephus.
Bro A: "I went to go check on Homeboy to see if he was down to mob, but I when I walked in I see mothafuckin Brocephus straight posted"
Bro B: "DAWG fr!! Foo's burnt AF - Shot back - Smoked out the game"
by cronjuss June 25, 2024
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brocedes

the monaco based youtuber nico rosberg beat 7 time world champion lewis hamilton in equal machinery
i miss brocedes
nico come back pls
by hahahhahnotme December 2, 2024
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brocsha

She’s a nice, sweet, rough girl she has friends that she hangs out with. She has boy best friends she hangs out with. In public she’s quiet, but at home she’s wild. She’s a nice person genuinely in heart. But she can be mean sometimes.
by Brocshe January 22, 2025
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