bruce shaffer

Bruce Shaffer is a handsome big guy he is really tall and strong. He loves to play video games and basketball. He has brown eyes and brown hair
by TheBestThereEverWas89 April 04, 2018
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Bruce amen

A spiritual encounter really, if performed properly. It's the act of a guy fucking a girl in the ass while he simultaneously siting on the bed post, fucking his own ass but, as he is about to cum, the girl quickly turns around to take the entire load in her mouth as he drops his entire body weight down onto the bed post. Once she has his entire load in her mouth, she gargles it stands up, spits it in the man's mouth (while he's still full weight in the bed post) then he gargles it, spits it in the girls face, then slaps the shit out of her and tells her to make him a sandwich.
Girl! You wouldn't believe it... Tobe "Bruce Amened" me so good last night... I felt like I was a Jimmy John's employee when we were done.

Dude, I'm going to "Bruce Amen" her so good tonight, she's going to buy stock in Subway.
by Inkd.n.confused January 05, 2023
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Bruce Dusmez

Really Sporty guy, flex's too much though.
"Your so good at sports" "your a real Bruce Dusmez"
"i have bruce Dusmez skill"
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Bruce Lee

Bruce Lee would KILL Chuck Norris
by funnyman1123 July 13, 2014
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Bruce Lees

Erect Nipples. A play on Bruce Lee being a "hard Nip". Probably first used in the Viz magazine's Roger's Profanisaurus.
It was such a cold day I could see Carla's Bruce Lees through her blouse.
by Alexmate November 09, 2018
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Bruce Wane

You: types Bruce Wane in Urban Dictionary
This: pops up
You: Yay, I'm gonna click on this
Random Narrator: It was actually spelled Bruce Wayne.
You: WHO TF SAID THAT?!
by udontknowmeidontknowu January 04, 2021
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Bruce Willis

Any cop figure with father issues that causes a serious issue by trying to take down an undercover cop because he just wants his girl back and is trying to impress her.
Everything was going great, until Bruce Willis made the everyone take shots before they drove home.
by hansgruber616 April 13, 2015
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