grog bog 

A steaming turd produced by a hard night on the cans and curry or kebabs. Grog bogs occur the day after any given night where alcohol has been consumed to excessive levels. It is a foul, black, hot, sticky and large poo or series of poo's that are an essential part of the body's detox process

"hey mate, i let fly a couple of grog bogs at work this morning, man they were violent, i'm glad i got all that seedy $7 oxford street curry and those 23 schooners out of my system, im as right as rain now"

grog bog by storkman January 17, 2008

Nogtard's Bog 

A suprisingly clean white shitter found outside the House of Tard.

Dad: LOOK! Theres a bog outside Nogtard's house!

Flobbers: Oh Yeah!! NOGTARD'S BOG!! Look how clean it is!!!

Nogtard's Bog by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 27, 2009

Maltby Bog 

Formerly Known as, Nogtard's Bog. The bog that belonged to Nogtard until it was put on the Maltby Lorry aside the Pork Scotch Cone. A day after the bog claimed residency of the lorry, a packet of ginger found its way into the bog. mmm, ginger.

Nogtard: Nickin me bog then?

Dad: It belongs to the heroes now. It's called the Maltby Bog.

Maltby Bog by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 27, 2009

swamp bog

Pronunciation:
\ˈswämp\ \ˈbäg\

Function: noun

1. usually vulgar: stinky, sweaty, smelly, gross, or generally foul female genital organs
2. usually vulgar: when unseen, a powerful force luring unwitting men into sin; yet when seen, smelled, or otherwise handled, a dangerous force that should repel all but often acts more like a sticky black tar - infecting all who enter with a coating of nastiness that refuses to wash clean

swamp boggy - adjective

Friend: Ohh man, that dragon that you mistook for a princess last night probably had the foulest swamp bog this side o' the Mississip. How horrible did your fingers smell this morning, Andy?

Andy: Dude, I don't think this smell will ever come off. I must have been pretty sauced.

Friend: No, not really. But its cool.

swamp bog by B.Sad January 30, 2009

Asda Bog Cleaner 

A retard who cleans the bogs at Asda. These mentally-unfortunate individuals can often be seen fishing out unflushable Hill biscuits with a net and eating them for lunch.

What's David doing?

Fishing out the Snuf biscuits for lunch. Can't get enough of those lovely bourbons. Typical Asda bog cleaner!

Asda Bog Cleaner by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle May 16, 2009

crapberry bog 

The devil incarnate you leave in the toilet after producing semi-liquid diarrhea. The myriad of large balls of solid fecal matter take the form of a brown cranberry bog.

I put enough tabasco sauce on my quesadilla at lunchtime to create a crapberry bog in the toilet before I left work.

crapberry bog by ToiletBandit December 9, 2007

AGB (After Grog Bog)

The Shit you do the next day after a night out drinking. Usually stinks the fuck outta da room and leaves skids in the bowl.

Man that AGB fucken reaked

AGB (After Grog Bog) by Ross Jeffs February 23, 2004