bob

When you tryin to say "bb" but it auto corrects it to bob. 😤

Hey bob wyd

*^bb

by CJSS September 18, 2016

bob

bob is usually used as a masculine name. it can also be an acronym, like "battle of the books," or "bewildered opossums behind you"

charlie: there's bob!
karla: what?
charlie: bewildered opossums behind you!

OR

charlie: this is my new friend bob
karla: f*ck you charlie i thought i was the only one i can't believe you would do this to me and-

by ben's mop October 16, 2020

Bob

A fat guy who usually has glasses and is bald.Only eats pickles and lives with his mom in her
basement.

Hey man bob was at my house yesterday. As soon as he came in my house he made the biggest dent in my floor . Hey man got to go to the store and buy more pickles.

by Patrica Gurkins April 23, 2017

Bob

My ukulele

Dis is Bob

by Da urban dictionary master August 27, 2019

Bob

A bob is a name so you can talk about your period in public.

"My Bob is this month."
"My Bob was last week!"

by NetflixIsBae February 28, 2016

Bob

Bob is really a weird and fugly guy who doesn't deserve any food in the summer time. He is usually fat and you usually see him with a hog dog down the street, if you see him be prepared to run. He might attempt to chase you but he is too slow and trips. Bob is quite emotional when he comes to deciding where to pee.

Bob doesn't fit in a telephone box or the subway, therefore he sits on the side walk and cries while holding his hot dog up to his face.

by Greedy the banana January 19, 2016

bob

bob

bob

by the house is on fire September 25, 2018