by Hadu April 18, 2013
Get the Reverse Blowfish mug.When no boy likes a girl cause she looks like a man+ape fused together so she uses a scewdriver as a sex toy and then later using the same screwdriver as a spoon to mix her tears sweat and apple juice (while putting it on her snapchat story *essential*) then putting it in a container as a potion. She will then put it in a boys drink/food to make them fall in love with her. Work best with white/mix race boys.
'Im soo sad, no boy loves me cause i look like harambe'
'Why dont you try screw-bliff, it helped me!'
'Why dont you try screw-bliff, it helped me!'
by Ebum Afraid June 30, 2018
Get the Screw-bliff mug.Jewish people are known for their savvy and quick business wit. A double Jew bluff is the epitomy of this trait. A double Jew bluff is when a Jew and non Jew enter into an agreement meant to be mutually beneficial yet somehow and without fail, the Jew manages to benefit twice while the non Jew pays dearly yet still believes he's gotten the best deal.
Person 1: "Did you hear about jeremie (non Jew)?"
Person 2: "no, what happened"
Person 1: "He and Mike(Jew) agreed to swap work shifts, but after Jeremie had already covered his, Mike told him he would be happy to cover his but that there would be a special guest speaker at work that day. Jeremie immediately agreed to work believing he got the better deal"
Person 2: "Wow- Mike totally double Jew bluffed him"
Example 2: "Did you see the latest West Bank saga? They totally double Jew bluffed the Palestinians out of more land yet again!"
Example 3: Jesus was the ultimate double Jew bluffer. He tricked Judas by allowing him to deceive him and turn him over to the Romans. He did this because he knew it would ultimately lead to his crucifixion, resurrection and ultimately- save Christianity. The ultimate double Jew bluff indeed.
Person 2: "no, what happened"
Person 1: "He and Mike(Jew) agreed to swap work shifts, but after Jeremie had already covered his, Mike told him he would be happy to cover his but that there would be a special guest speaker at work that day. Jeremie immediately agreed to work believing he got the better deal"
Person 2: "Wow- Mike totally double Jew bluffed him"
Example 2: "Did you see the latest West Bank saga? They totally double Jew bluffed the Palestinians out of more land yet again!"
Example 3: Jesus was the ultimate double Jew bluffer. He tricked Judas by allowing him to deceive him and turn him over to the Romans. He did this because he knew it would ultimately lead to his crucifixion, resurrection and ultimately- save Christianity. The ultimate double Jew bluff indeed.
by Little donkey April 23, 2014
Get the Double Jew Bluff mug.by Stevey wonder September 26, 2006
Get the bluff mug.Contraction of 'BL'og and fl'UFF'.
A weblog filled with nonesense or discussing circumstances that are so very specific that nobody could ever benefit from reading the weblog.
Can refer to whole blog sites or to specific blog posts.
A weblog filled with nonesense or discussing circumstances that are so very specific that nobody could ever benefit from reading the weblog.
Can refer to whole blog sites or to specific blog posts.
Informative: "The blog entry was exactly as Jane said, just bluff with no real value".
Sarcastic: "More bluff, as if there ever was something useful in what they post in this blogsite".
Sarcastic: "More bluff, as if there ever was something useful in what they post in this blogsite".
by mmmna July 31, 2009
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Get the bluff mug.Originated from the word "Blog," this was misspelled by an idiot. Its definition has since come to be known as:
To hit somebody and have them fall over or exclaim loudly.
To hit somebody and have them fall over or exclaim loudly.
Bob: You little bastard...
Joe: What you gonna do bitch?
Bob: I'm gonna blof you, ass.
Joe: You gonna what?
Bob: *blofs Joe*
Joe: Blof! *falls over*
Joe: What you gonna do bitch?
Bob: I'm gonna blof you, ass.
Joe: You gonna what?
Bob: *blofs Joe*
Joe: Blof! *falls over*
by W E T B A C K January 9, 2006
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