1) verb: in the game of beer pong the act of a girl attempting to blow a spinning ball out the cup at the same time that a dude is attempting to finger a spinning ball out of the cup
2) noun: blinger is the act of a man receiving a blow job at the same time as he is fingering the woman
3) verb: the act of performing the sexual act known as a blinger (see definition 2)
2) noun: blinger is the act of a man receiving a blow job at the same time as he is fingering the woman
3) verb: the act of performing the sexual act known as a blinger (see definition 2)
1) Seriously - is that legal? That was a blinger. Check the laminated rules
2) That girl's cooch was so nasty that when she asked me to 69 her I made her settle for a blinger instead
3) Bling her? I barely even know her - but I certainly would never go down on her
2) That girl's cooch was so nasty that when she asked me to 69 her I made her settle for a blinger instead
3) Bling her? I barely even know her - but I certainly would never go down on her
by pool party 2011 June 29, 2011
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