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Blending

Blending is what you and your gun are doing in the middle of a gun fight with many people. If your gun is blending, you're packing loud noise and making a full on riot, kind of like a Blender.
"That crazy motherfucker was blending the whole block up with his UZI! "

"Oh? On god?!"
by Pooper man 300 February 2, 2019
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Blindsided

A scenario where Everything breaks, normally happening out of nowhere.
Did you hear John's computer Blindsided? he says it just broke.
by Blindside413 March 2, 2020
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Blindsided

When you’re texting or talking on the phone to a date and you think it’s going great, but suddenly and without warning he/she just hangs up on you or blocks you.
So I was talking on the phone to Greg and I thought it was going great, but then he blindsided me and I haven’t heard from him since.
by builtforspeed October 14, 2020
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blindside butterbeans

when you get voted out on big brother and it is a blindside
J: Get ready Pooch, cause you're about to be served up a big ol plate of blindside butterbeans
P: Gets out because he's raggedy
by slabitha the sharting queen August 11, 2022
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Blender Blowjob

When you receive a blowjob from someone who either wears braces or uses their teeth, creating great discomfort
Person 1: How was your date last night?
Person 2: Not great. When things got dicey, she gave me a blender blowjob. It took 12 stitches to attach my foreskin again.
by HornyKangarooNutsOnYou December 6, 2022
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Meat Blender

The act of sticking multiple penis's in a cooking pot and stirring them around with a wooden spoon and olive oil.
Wow my sister got home from college last week, boy were there were alot of meat blenders...
by nmsnow65 September 6, 2010
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Anus Bleeds

Anus Bleeds occur when you shit so hard, that your butt hole begins to bleed. It can also occur from huge stunning record breaking shits. Diarrhea that just burns and rips you up from squirting out way to fast. Or from wiping to hard or to much, to be clean.
That Taco Bell gave me horrible anus bleeds for three night.
by KingFett September 25, 2014
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