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Blaesed

(1) The act of lobbying for yourself to receive an invitation to a wedding.
"Kevin, I'm not going to get the Mick from your wedding am I? I really want to come and see the boys."
by Cal Ripken April 28, 2004
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Blassed

Blacking out and then passing out with in five minute window.
Dude, I blassed out hard last night.
by DearUndead July 9, 2010
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david blaine

(as versatile as our favorite four letter word)
/da-veed bologna/ Pronunciation Vulgar.
–verb (used with object)
1. (Blaine)-to have sexual intercourse with.
2. (Blained)-Slang. to be treated unfairly or harshly.
–verb (used without object)
3.(David Blaining) to have sexual intercourse.
4. (Blained) Slang. to meddle (usually fol. by around or with).
–interjection
5. (What the EFF David Blaine) Slang. (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc., often fol. by a pronoun, as you or it.)
–noun
6.(D Blaineing) an act of sexual intercourse.
7. (Blainers) a partner in sexual intercourse.
8. Slang. a person, esp. one who is annoying or contemptible.
9. (the EFF, David Blaine), Slang. (used as an intensifier, esp. with WH-questions, to express annoyance, impatience, etc.)
—Verb phrases
10. (Blaine around), Slang. a. to behave in a frivolous or meddlesome way.
b. to engage in promiscuous sex.
11. Blaine off, Slang. a. to shirk one's duty; malinger.
b. go away: used as an exclamation of impatience.
c. to waste time.
12. (cheez-its, cheez-its, cheez-its repeat)Blaine-up, Slang. a. to bungle or botch; ruin.
b. to act stupidly or carelessly; cause trouble; mess up.

—Idiom13. give a Blaine, Slang. to care; be concerned.
David Blaine is a naughty word.
1. Doreen and I want to Blaine SOO bad, but we can never get a second alone!
2. I was totally Blained at the DMV...
3. Doreen and I FIANLLY got to the David Blaning! It was AWESOME!
4. So check out this mother- effer... Blained around in my business again.
6. kid 1: Yo, I was D Blaineing the EFF out of her the other night, when my MOM walked in. (reference # 5)
kid 2: WHAT the EFF, David Blaine! Thats total cheese-its! (reference # 12)
7. Ive had at LEAST 25 Blainers since I started having sex.
8. David Blaine. Rot in hell.
9. Levitate me DOWN David Blaine, WHAT THE EFF!
10. You know how I do, I just loooove to Blaine around.
11. Blaine off, I already came.
c. Im gonna spend all Saturday doing nothing, I'll just Blaine around.
12. Cheez-its- as exclimation. CHEEZ_ITS...CHEEZ_ITS DAVID BLAINE!
13. I don't give a flying David Blaine.
by PirateNinjaKitties December 25, 2007
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Blaire Shite

A very nasty thing on the internet, that talks garbage.
Oh look there is Blaire Shite on the internet, again.
by OnisionisCool May 20, 2018
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blaisdell

"Did you see that blaisdell over there! She's so huge that she has to turn sideways to fit through the door!"
by Mike Basketball August 8, 2008
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Blansett

A person who is equally nice and equally bitchy.
"She's such a blansett, with all her niceness"
"Rachael Blansett is the perfect name for her, she's awesome at times, then she fucks it up with an insult."
by SlaughterBrandonPlease July 6, 2009
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blaison

funny, childish, but either gay or a big ass player
He's such a blaison.
by hellacutegirl May 18, 2016
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