American Bidet

When you poop in the toilet and water splashes your butthole, than immediately after you act fancy

I’m usually scared of an American bidet, but when the water got me, I actually liked it

by TheDarkSeeker June 15, 2019

wakulla bidet

When you take a dump in a port o let and the splash of blue water shoots up your butt before your sphincter can close.

My ass is still stained blue from the Wakulla bidet I got at the Wakulla County fair.

by Turdjuggler August 29, 2019

Backwoods Bidet

When an individual has run out of toilet paper while camping and a good samaritan pisses on their asshole to clean it.

"Bro! Out of TP over here!"
"How about I give you a backwoods bidet bro?"
"Thanks bro!"

by LouisianaLightninBolt September 11, 2019

unexpected bidet

When you take a shit and when your little buddy (extremely large fat man sheeite) responds with a nice thtoink right to the ring piece (asshole)

Hey Johnny, last week I was in the fuckin McDonald's I ate 12 mcchickens I felt it comin so I ran to the McDonald's restroom, almost missed and got the worst unexpected bidet

by Upwards draft November 12, 2019

Ukrainian Bidet

When a person crawls into the space under a porta potty and spits a mouthful of shit water all over a dangling grundle.

Jim the salty hobo gave Jenny a Ukrainian Bidet, and her pussy lips turned green and fell off. He had a shit eating grin afterwards.

by Steven Spalldarph December 9, 2019

hood bidet

When you are defecating and the rat in your toilet splashes your anus, cleaning it of fecal matter.

I had taco bell last night and my hood bidet was hard at work.

by seas726 April 3, 2021

The Biden Blitz

While fucking a girl, right before finishing, pull out and jerk off on her. While doing so, yell the following "this is MAGA country" and then never talk to her again.

When you are fucking a girl for a hot minute, and she starts her political bullshit, fuck her one last time, and end it all with The Biden Blitz!!

by Big Hodge October 27, 2021