chocolate bear

The slightly homosexual nic-name JD gave Turk on Scrubs.

Dont worry chocolate bear, your body is tight

by someguywholikestoeatfood August 4, 2007

Bearbra

Usually a nickname for girls named barbra

Hey bearbra, what are you going to do today

by Juan l July 20, 2019

Pedo beard

A beard that is not fully developed, and looks like pubic hair attached to the chin, that says "I am a pedophile and I don't care what you think". Invented by Morgan Stevens.

Guy 1: Dude, I don't like the way that guy with the Pedo beard is looking at those ten year olds.

Guy 2: Isn't that Morgan Stevens?

by Charizard 15 May 28, 2010

Beard

Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.

Half of the women on the red carpet at the movie premier were not real dates, but beards.

by Rob October 29, 2004

gummy bear

A gummy bear is the most amazing person on earth, they're sweet caring and funny. They also give great hugs and are really comfortable to sleep on.

You're a gummy bear

by noodlesssssss September 24, 2019

Bear Trapped

1. When a woman grabs an unwilling man's hand and forces her thighs shut upon it. Usually followed by the reluctant male being subjected to watching the woman perform a sexual act on herself.

"I told that drunk girl I was married man, but she grabbed my hand and bear trapped it between her thighs. She wouldn't let go until after she rubbed one out"

by provparkside December 18, 2012

Crotch beard

The thread end of a scarf that sticks out of the bottom of a coat over the crotch area.

"That is a crazy crotch beard you got goin' on there, Jim."

"Yeah it's so soft, you want to touch it?"

"No, I'm good..."

by Kuyo January 14, 2010