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River Dick

A dick that has been in a river and now has gunk in it or on it.
Damn Daddy got river dick after floating, it's gross.
by Campminihaha August 22, 2017
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River Phoenix

River Phoenix an attractive beautiful and multitalented person with blue eyes and a huge compassionate heart and soul too pure for the world, with equally gorgeous blue eyes and a smile that'll melt your heart.
a person with very good advice to give and is always willing to land to a hand, and always loves helping out with people, and an huge animal lover and a best friend.
" God you act like a river phoenix!"

"you look like a river phoenix!"
by Ness_J_Quin April 1, 2019
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Funny River

A small community near soldotna,alaska but is actually technically in Sterling, Alaska. A group of people mostly senior citizens, and 99% of them are hypocritical and judgemental bastards that dont want to accommodate the younger generation living in the area whatsoever.

The community center is ran by said senior citizens. Consequently, since they live in such a small area, they're more often than not...bored, whether they can admit it or not. So, their main form of entertainment is to talk down about individuals younger than them, and basically one of the biggest forums of the well-known and nostalgic game called, "Telephone."

(Someone starts a ridiculous rumor, and it gets twisted and changed into something even more interesting or sometimes damaging. The few good hearted and good natured people that dwell in this area must be real-life saints to put up with the senile folk talking about things they know nothing about. But it seems that the funny river water must have some sort of a regression effect on the older generation. They go back to the same sort of insults and immature behavior relating to high school or even grade school bullying.

Otherwise, this area is a beautiful and serene setting. Great place to relax, do some gardening, fishing, and "get away from it all" (the hustle and bustle of the bigger towns or cities)

If you can manage to not have to meet your neighbors and keep to only family then you'll be set and stress-free.
Example of word as noun or verb:

I never go on vacation anymore, but that's ok because Funny River is a great place for all never-ending "stay-cation"

- I just Funny-River'd all month. It was just as great but much cheaper than paying for airfare etc. To go to some over -populated tourist trap.
by Chsto2girlnmom May 17, 2019
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River Scott

Person 1: Ayy bro, you gonna start dieting?
Person 2: Yeah dude, I'm on that River Scott
by lil black guy May 2, 2019
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river ball

I drank too much at that party and ended up pulling a river ball right in front of stacy's mom
mugGet the river ballmug.

River Rock

Illegal Mexican immigrants that drown trying to cross the Rio Grande river into the US
Cletus: I'm sick of those fucking river rocks coming and taking our jobs
Clint: Damn straight. Now pass me the chewing tobacco
by My_Real_Name_420 July 14, 2017
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Rivers Cuomo

1. My idol
2. Very cool looking guy who plays a "stickered" strat copy.
3. Skinny
How the hell could Rivers Cuomo be fat when he is a sickly guy that had asthma as a child!?
by Sam Nelson November 8, 2003
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