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Crate&Barreled

1. To be Crate&Barreled means your out of the dating game You're settling down and complacent. A person that is Crate &Barreled is at least temporarily happy and willing to pick out plates with his or her partner.
Jake was such a player but since meeting Katy, he's totally Crate&Barreled, They'll probably move to Beaverton and have a couple of kids.

Since making VP of Engineering, Sam is totally Crate&Barreled. Now all she wants to do is lead her team, mentor the newbies, and teach at the UC.
by Torbert October 15, 2020
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barrel of squid

Something disturbingly unpleasant and revolting.
That boy is as weird as a barrel of squid.
by Biter December 27, 2007
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Exploding Barrel

Noun.
A common find in a video game for creative fun.

An in-game object, in the form of a barrel, that when agitated by a player or NPC, will cause a damage dealing explosion.

This object is often cliched throughout the video game industry but does not detract from the fun of it.
Sam: Oh look! sarcasm An exploding barrel... How typical.
Tim: Dude, exploding barrels are amazing.
Sam: They're in every game!
Tim: Its a good thing too!
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Cracker Barrel

Chain of restaurants were e-beefs can be settled or an amicable cup of coffee.
OP challenged me to a fight so I offered to Cracker Barrel him.
by Bjv995 December 12, 2018
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Cracker Barrel

To caucasian males get in a barrel naked and have sex!
Joe and Adam did a cracker barrel last night!
by Topte March 30, 2022
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sushi barrels

when u go surfing and theres a lot of seaweed and u get barreled with seaweed all up inside the barrel
surfer: dude yesterday theres was so much seaweed in the water.

other surfer: dude youve must have gotten some sick sushi barrels
by steez101 September 13, 2009
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Barrel Assing

The act of driving very fast on a road or highway or street. Can also be applied to the act of pursuing a personal or professional goal. Originated in the 1960's, originally used in Brooklyn NY, describing a return trip from the Catskills in Upstate NY.
"I had to be back to light the boiler at the plant, so here I am barrel assing down the highway right past a cop." "He is determined, I mean he's barrel assing toward his goals."
by Charlie 1970 to Joey The Kid December 19, 2011
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