Stone Blasted

Adjective. Being in a state of considerable intoxication esp. involving multiple substances at the same time.

Yo son I am Stone Blasted off that shit!

by withinthecube December 27, 2012

BLAST WIN

To do or achieve something very difficult, unexpected.

Michee: Hey, did you FC my mom...?
Raay: OH MY GOD FC ...BLAST WIN!

by CuttingHeadz. January 13, 2010

Winky Blast

When you bust a nut for the first time!

General term for busting a nut

Bro, my winky got BLASTED last night.

Oliver’s New Motto:
“Skate fast, smoke grass, eat ass, winky blast”

by Tinkiwinkyblaster69 February 28, 2020

Lightning Blast

When one or more people are sleeping in a dark room and somebody goes over and starts flicking the lights on and off really fast. Yelling "Lightning Blast!!!" while doing so is optional, but reccommended. A Lightning Blast will temporarily blind and most likely piss off your friends.

"Lightning Blast!!!"
"Aaaahhhhh, fuuuuuck, my eyes!"

by 80esprit December 14, 2008

Vag Blasted

The act of having unprotected sex resulting in pregnancy.

Hey I heard you got vag blasted last week... when are you due?

by browndinner May 14, 2013

BOTTY BLASTED

When a male rockets their penis inside the rectal cavity of a male or female.

I botty blasted that THOT. Her batty will never be the same again. Her gusset is destroyed

by honest op December 20, 2016

Tassel Blasted

When your co-worker wears a tassel on his ear and then whips his head quickly to the side, blasting you in the face with nothing but pink tassel.

Me: Dude, why is Joe out today?
Jason: Didn't you hear, he got totally tassel blasted

by The Grumpy Munchkin December 2, 2013