grand theft auto

Stealing many cars and being chased by the police. People with guns or gangsters tend to do this. Or: Hotwiring an unlocked car and escaping the police. Or Just the process of stealing a car and commiting crimes all at once

Tommy:(Knocks person out of car)
Tommy: whoo! freakin grand theft auto'd that guy

by Nikko April 27, 2005

Auto Erotic Charizardation

When you're jerking off and right before you nut you light your own pubic hairs on fire and angle your dick and nut on the flames putting them out. After get a hand held mirror look into it and yell, "I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN"

Guy 1: Hey dude.
Guy 2: Yo you tryna hang out?
Guy 1: I don't know I've really been into auto erotic charizardation.
Guy 2: THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Guy 1: EVERYTHING MAN!

by Chute Mi Plez November 9, 2020

Java Auto Update

An annoying feature of Java that comes back every time you turn your computer on. It even occurs if you have the latest version of Java installed.

Java Auto Update sucks, and all it does is renders a computer unusable. It's much better to call it Java the Hutt!

by The Real Driller May 13, 2023

itchy balls auto

My balls have been itchy for days and I started sharing it with everyone I could including costumers I called a elderly costumer about his vehicle details and he answered the saying hey itchy balls auto what's going on with my car

Itchy balls auto hit how many I help you ? Is this an auto repair place ? Yes it itchy balls auto

by Creepydick July 31, 2023

Auto-co-wrecked

When, auto correct ruins what your saying and back fires on yourself thereby, wrecking yourself.

Your friend: "You're such a fuck yard" (meant to be fuck tard obviously).
You: "LOL Auto-co-wrecked!"

by LukeIAmYourFather77 June 9, 2015

Super Auto Pets

The game you didn't exactly intend to play, but got bored af in engineering class, so you played it with your peers.

Hey Timmyboy get on Super Auto Pets so we can make a private

by Sinner city March 31, 2022

Auto rap battles

ah yes, the perfect roblox game to rap people.
only thing is nobody can rap, and theres a 1 in 2 chance you will find someone toxic.
nice, right?

P1: im gonna play auto rap battles.
P2: you have no experience in that game, you numpty.

by i guess im fucked. April 23, 2022