An common joke among comedians involving a travelling
family of performers doing bizarre sex acts with each other during an audition in
front of a talent scout. When the talent scout asks what they call themselves, the lead proudly announces, "The Aristocrats!"
The point of this joke is not the punchline, "The Aristocrats!", but rather the gratuitous descriptions of
the sex acts and bodily fluids. These vary depending on the teller. Below is a short example of the joke.
So, a
family goes in to a talent scout asking for an audition, and the talent scout says, OK.
The
father proceeds to undress himself and rips the clothes off his family, have all sorts of sex with his entire family, and by the end, the room is covered in urine, semen, feces, blood, sweat, tears, vaginal juices, vomit, hair, spit, earwax, mucus, toenails, fingernails, and little bits of skin.
You can imagine the kind of things that must have gone on...
When asked what they call the act, the
father responds,
"The Aristocrats!"
