Austrian Areola Ripper

When a man tears a woman's areola/s off using his teeth and swallows. This usually results in a lawsuit or two.

Frank: just gave gloria an austrian areola ripper
gerbert: why am i here
gloria: he did

by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026

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Doing Ares

Excusing non excusable behaviors by trying to find a positive in situation with no positives

"He heated on me ... But it's okay it was my fault I wasn't enough"
"Nope. Shush. You are doing Ares"

by Kittyab12 May 19, 2025

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Shabnam areolas

When somebody has areolas and in most cases nipples that look like or are similar to fanon celebrity Shabnam’s.

Person 1: Wow, you have Shabnam areolas!
Person 2: Uh, what?
Person 1: You’re topless at a beach and your nipples and areolas are like Shabnam!
Person 2: What the fuck is a Shabnam…
Person 1: Influencer. You may have watched her on New Style Boutique.
Person 2: Ok *farts on him for 5 minutes then walks away*
Person 1: Uhhhhhhhhh *coughs* she just farted on me for 5 damn minutes… That. Was. Gross.

by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025

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Peek-a-boo areoli

When a large woman wears a midriff shirt and her boobies hang low enough for areola tips to show.

John almost fainted when his co-worker leaned back and he saw her peek-a-boo areoli.

by Fuquay Stone July 20, 2018

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Doing an Ares

Preforming an action, with express intent to annoy, against the repeated advice not to do so.
Either through ignorance or stupiditiy, primarily stupiditiy.

I can't stand what Richard is doing! He's doing an Ares at this point!

by Dang3rN00dle October 3, 2024

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