by jkram72 August 17, 2012
Get the amish minutemug. (N); synonym of Dutch Oven...
Typically perpetrated by the male human species (however open to both genders): when in bed one farts (silent or audibly), while pulling (or already having pulled) the covers over the others head in order to make a both warm and noxious local atmosphere.
It is the credentialed opinion of this author that this term was proliferated and hereby codified by virtue of a certain sharp witted, critical thinking Navy Health Care Administrator - who's name shall be with held for the sake of professional courtesy.
Typically perpetrated by the male human species (however open to both genders): when in bed one farts (silent or audibly), while pulling (or already having pulled) the covers over the others head in order to make a both warm and noxious local atmosphere.
It is the credentialed opinion of this author that this term was proliferated and hereby codified by virtue of a certain sharp witted, critical thinking Navy Health Care Administrator - who's name shall be with held for the sake of professional courtesy.
Upon returning home from deployment and witnessing the incredible house makeover, Jeff validated his familial happiness with no less than three Amish Covered Wagons that evening.
by always_laugh December 14, 2013
Get the Amish Covered Wagonmug. People who refuse to upgrade their mobile devices, won't participate on social media, and miss out on cultural trends and events because of their devout belief that technology and digital media are terrible.
My brother is coming over to watch a movie at my house because his TV is from 2007, he can only get Netflix by streaming it through his old Playstation 3, and he won't buy a Roku because he's digitally Amish.
I can't text my mom because she's digitally Amish and just has a flip-phone for emergencies.
He didn't read Trump's tweet because he's digitally Amish and missed it.
I can't text my mom because she's digitally Amish and just has a flip-phone for emergencies.
He didn't read Trump's tweet because he's digitally Amish and missed it.
by PunkRockHR December 5, 2019
Get the Digitally Amishmug. My boyfriend and I got Amish Ivy after I role-played as a desperate Amish woman and my boyfriend screwed my brains out in a field.
by FrequentC July 22, 2025
Get the Amish Ivymug. I was shotgunning an Arnold Palmer while she was giving me an Amish Palmer in the carriage at Christmas.
by YEE F*ckin HAW October 20, 2023
Get the Amish Palmermug. Dude, i gave this girl named Jordan an Amish Hayfield yesterday, i wiped peanut butter all over a fetal pig and shoved it up her rear
by Chodletin May 27, 2009
Get the Amish Hayfieldmug. 