Aggressive Prayer

When you slap both palms on either side of a penis whilst performing fellatio in order to show your enthusiasm to the recipient and to our lord and saviour.

I made him see god so I quickly performed the Aggressive Prayer

by Mr.Bagshot69 May 14, 2025

Grub Aggression

When the grub tastes so good, you can’t hold in your emotions. Similar to cute aggression.

“The sandwich I had was so damn good earlier I had grub aggression”.

by eyksegob April 4, 2024

Aggressive Fat

When someone is fat but not conventionally fat, more of an active and faster moving fat person.

"Look it's Lenny from Ice Age and Reece, they are both are aggressive fat."

by Lennyfromiceage April 28, 2024

Corporate Passive Aggressive

A dialect of Corporate Jargon intended to convey rude messages in a “professional” manner.

Examples of Corporate Passive Aggressive:

As per my previous email: Did you not read what I sent you?

Walk me through your thought process on this one: What were you thinking, you fool?

I’ve received feedback from your coworkers: Nobody likes you

This was identified early on as a possible outcome: I told you so

For future reference: How do you not already know this?

I’ve CC’d in your manager: You wanna say that shit in front of Steve?

We’ve decided to separate your employment: you’re fired

by Shepherd Guy December 19, 2025

Passive-Aggressive Strategic Incompetence

A deliberate and calculated behavior exhibited by an organization or its members, particularly law enforcement agencies, where they feign misunderstanding or lack of capability to fulfill a legal or formal request for information. This tactic is employed as a means of evasion to avoid accountability, transparency, or the disclosure of information that could implicate the organization in illegal activities or misconduct. It is characterized by an outward appearance of cooperation or innocence, masking an intentional effort to obstruct justice or the rightful access to information. This behavior is passive-aggressive in nature because it avoids direct confrontation or refusal while actively working against the requester's aims to uncover truth or obtain justice.

This definition encapsulates the manipulative and obstructive nature of the behavior, emphasizing its purpose as a strategy to evade legal and moral responsibilities.

The police department's refusal to provide the requested documents, coupled with their pretense of not understanding the clear terms of the FOIA request, is a classic case of passive-aggressive strategic incompetence designed to shield themselves from scrutiny.

by I Juana Be Free March 3, 2024

Aggressive delight

A very intense moment of shitting when you have the biggest dump so you have to strip naked in order to focus and put your whole energy into releasing it.

Man, I am so gassed out, I just finished taking an aggressive delight.

by AizawaRei July 6, 2021

commercial aggression

To get very upset and on edge from watching the same commercial multiple times. In many cases you start to hate the actors in the commercials personally.

I can’t stand watching Hulu anymore, liberty mutual is giving me commercial aggression!

by MrRogersSweater July 11, 2021