affriended

To be offended about someone using the phrase "friendzone"

"Dude this chick put me in the friendzone"
"How could you say that, i'm so affriended"

by Desert Wyvern January 30, 2015

Affey

An obnoxiously gay male. Typically used as a derogatory term. Usually dresses like a tool.

Look at this affey over here.

by AyeRayRay88 December 19, 2016

AFFORDABLE BITCH

who wants to rip off the tag of being pretentious and ignorant, portraying herself as a girl next door with a goddess ego, but always fails to mask her real cheesy personality.

She tweets some chicken soup sentences along with a selfie. What an affordable bitch!

by weiweigege December 28, 2016

affordance

Noun
A)Calvin is not affordance
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Affordance is the state/ being if not being broke/ poor. Affordance means you don't have to try to pimp or show off. Someone who can afford often doesn't lie about money and can afford name brand and quality items.

Black kid: Yo, Dayum is that a real looking bape hoodie. That shit be affordance
white kid: Stfu you can't afford got that good will polo shirt, god dayum rd non affordance right there.
Black kid: my loud grandma lost her job so now I can't afford :(

by Black lives matter March 15, 2017

affegotao

An Italian dessert in which espresso in poured over gelatto or Ice Cream.

I really want some ice cream but I'm so tired... Better go grab an affegotao

by Watt64 April 2, 2017

affirmatish

It's a definite maybe.

Gym rat: You're doing crossfit with us again tomorrow at 5:00 am, right Bob?
Bob: Ummmm....affirmatish

by brr101373 May 20, 2017

affenschwanz

It means monkey tail in german, but tail is slang for dick in german

Chick 1: You Fucking bitch!
Chick 2: At least i ain't a affenschwanz

by A chick that beats asses April 18, 2018