twat muffin

1. Used as an insult.
2. A vagina with an abnormally shaped clitoris similar to a pastry.
3. Comes in many different flavors including blueberry and chocolate chip.

1. Tammy, you're the biggest twat muffin I know.
2. I rolled my tongue around what appeared to be her clit, which was oddly similar to a muffin that I ate for breakfast.

by TRut and D Piddy February 21, 2005

Muffin Toe

When you pull up your pants to cover your muffin top and accidently give yourself a camel toe.

Muffin Top + Camel Toe = Muffin Toe

by the evil one 76 May 8, 2009

koala muffin

A fusion of a koala bear and a muffin (preferably blueberry) which results in a distinctly cute and tasty 'koalamuffin'

Usually seen after consuming one too many additives and/or E numbers

Person 1: Whoa, look at that unbearably cute walking muffin with fluffy ears

Person 2: No dude, that's a koala muffin, and blueberry flavored by the look of it

by RosieMuffin April 30, 2009

sugar muffin

1. A female who is really sweet.

2. Great tasting pussy!

My wife is such a sugar muffin (1&2)!

by Jack Bozdog January 1, 2007

Soggy Muffin

A competitive game played with a group of men in the form of masturbating. The objective of the game is to orgasm on a muffin. Last person to, is forced to eat the muffin as a losers trophy.

I can win at soggy muffin against all you guys.

by judg3 May 5, 2004

Muffin Juggler

1. One who prefers intercourse with fat chicks.

2. Someone who has a habit of hooking up with fat women, whether preferred or not.

"Yo, check out that kid with all them fat chicks around him." -Bro 1

"Yeah, he's definitely a Muffin Juggler." -Bro 2

by Ecyr-B November 20, 2011

Quaz Muffin

1. meaning a tard, idiot, dumb, stupid, or strangely freckled mammal.

2. a delicious muffin.

1. Man, he got a 1 on his test, what a Quaz Muffin.
2 i just ate a blueberry Quaz Muffin

by seklly January 25, 2011