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Kiwi

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by Dracocüm$0ck December 28, 2020
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Kiwi nigga

A nigga who eats kiwi's to get hard as FUCK. kiwi niggas also love to have 10 dicks stuck in their anus.
Person 1: bro! i got raped by my dog.
Person 2: shit, I'm hard as fuck, I ate a kiwi
Person 1: nigga, u a kiwi nigga
by Gorillaglue2419 April 23, 2024
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Kiwi’s Brother

Kiwi’s brother is a blonde with baby momma issues. He probaly has a son and a hot blonde girlfriend. Im pretty sure he’s from alabama. He always wears an anklet ;).
Your friends with Kiwi’s Brother?”
“No, the hot blonde is my friend.”
by yourdadsaidhey October 7, 2020
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Mama kiwi

Someone who takes care of a teenager and calls them cute names
Your so cute my little snuggly bunch :D

I love you mama kiwi
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kiwi

A kiwi is a person who is beautiful on the inside but insecure about the outside, some ppl love the outside as much as the inside amd some ppl sadly dont
'she shouldn't be so insecure, she acts like a kiwi'
by kiwi heree August 5, 2021
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Kiwi

The most sexually tense fruit that provides a risky sense of love but still provides a sense of comfort and stability

Can be used as an Adverb, verb, adjective, and noun
Adverb: "Uncle Dave whispered kiwily in my ear"
Verb: "We are gonna kiwi tonight after dinner"
Adjective: "Dude she is so kiwi"
Noun: " Do you want a kiwi"
by WhatItActuallyMeans March 28, 2017
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kiwi

kiwi is my savior. i love to eat it when my boyfriend breaks up with me. i was so depressed when my bf broke up with me. so i found a new love. kiwi. it has the best seeds and flavor in the whole world. i love the green and brown. i would die for kiwis 🥝 😍👹😍👹🦋🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶
by yass_queen April 16, 2022
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