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domestic wrestling law

Law stating that when a boyfriend and girlfriend are wrestling, the loser owes the winner 2 sessions of crazy amazing sex. In order for the winner to collect on the sex, her/she must throw his/her hands in the air and yell "I win!"
I just kicked your ass in wrestling (enter significant others name here)! I WIN! HA! now you owe me sex! twice! and it has to be good!

Thats dumb!

Well, thats domestic wrestling law
by frank ozz December 20, 2010
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wrestle the bald headed champ

I'm horny so I think I'll watch internet porn whilst I "wrestle the bald headed champ".
by Hickeyandy January 9, 2010
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ECW(extremly crapy wrestling)is a wannabe wwe with loser fans who do nothing but shout abuse at great wrestlers like Randy Orton & Edge.
They also like to use hardcore weapons (they think it is fun)
ECW(extremly crapy wrestling) is a complete wannabe wwe full of wwe rejects and misfits like RVD,Sandman,Sabu.
by Bradz June 15, 2006
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Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake

other way of saying masturbate or jack off
Friend 1: hey what were yo doing yesterday
Friend 2: i was Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake.
by Joe Who Blows May 22, 2009
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IWF: independent wrestling fans

IWF or Independent wrestling fans are Wrestling fans that are a hybrid of hardcore fans/smarks and casual fans, they care about match quality, work rate and five star classics, but at the same time cares about storytelling, characters and presentation , they are probably the fanbase that mainstream promotions like AEW and WWE need to cater to, through them they will be able to cater to both the smarks and casual fans
I'm not a casual fans or hardcore fans, im both, I'm a IWF: independent wrestling fans
by Wrestling Raiden February 2, 2021
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Arm Wrestling the One Eyed Purple Headed Champion

1. Using the hands to beat the shit out of and pin down a cock. 2. A legal choke hold maneuver.
"I can't come over right now... I'm arm wrestling the one eyed purple headed champion."
by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003
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