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Started as a huge punk festival and as a fuck-you to Lollapalooza and Woodstock, but over the years it has devolved further and further into one colossal shit-fest, with Bad Religion and a couple other bands here and there as the sole redeeming value. Sure, the place is practically swimming with hot chicks, but are a couple random scene chicks worth blowing a bunch of money on something this bad? Think about it.
It's kind of sad to see a band as legendary as Bad Religion surrounded by such vast amounts of pure fail, especially when you consider what the Warped Tour once was.
by MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA August 28, 2009
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Warped Tour

A day where you see a lot of bands you have never heard of, buy stickers and shirts of bands you have never heard of, and you get kicked in the face from moshing to bands you have never heard of. And you do this so you can sound and look "cool".
1: "Did you go to Warped Tour?"

2: "Yeah! I saw a thousand and 24 bands there, and bought all their shirts! And I got kicked in the face!"

1: "Wow, you are way awesome, aren't you?"

2: "Yeah, I am, don't be jealous, but I'll be talking about Warped Tour all the time."
by loves popcorn August 16, 2009
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