Mong

Pretty much a retard

The British Prime Minister Is A Mong

by Henry Glasglob May 26, 2019

Mong

Noun. A pawn used in a nefarious plan

Hey boss, did you secure the mong for the Buffalo job?

Oh you bet I did, Tom is the best mong in the Northern hemisphere!

by kymseesghosts March 10, 2024

Mong

English slang term for a simpleton, idiot or genuinely unintelligent person. A diminutive of the word 'Mongoloid'. Used in the same way as 'spastic'.

"Have you heard how he talks? He stutters and mumbles like a right mong..."

"I can't go down the pub in flip-flops, I'll look a right mong.."

by TheValeyard January 27, 2023

Monge

An idot who is annoying.

"You are such a monge!"

by KGBsc June 18, 2022

Bobby Mong

If your penis and testicles were removed, then you will have a lump where they used to be. This is called a bobby mong.

If you don't exercise your bobby mong then it will explode to become a bobby hole.

This can happen to women too but only in rare and gruesome circumstances.

Dude 1: "Hey, I heard James has a bobby mong"
Dude 2: "I wanna slap that shit"
Dude 1: "what"
Dude 2: "what"

by Sam The Holy Ham January 20, 2019

Mong

a retard also known as ruby lister

hey did you see that mong over there?
that’s ruby lister?
exactly!

by Gemma Collins May 7, 2020

Monged

When one is so high they become non operational and somewhat vegetative

"I'm monged bro" "He/She is monged out" "sorry babe I was monged out last night"

by ABS_tract69 September 15, 2023