When you say something completely false with conviction, before realising its falsehood seconds later.
"Well, you can grow lots of things... You can grow concrete!".
"You just Grahamed yourself on live television and the world will never forget".
"You just Grahamed yourself on live television and the world will never forget".
by Postructor January 29, 2022
Get the Grahamedmug. Person 1: I do say, I do say that I am flabbergasted, FLABBERGASTED, that you will not shove this 8 inch dildo up my ass. In all my years in this relationship, I have never seen such a blatant example of self-serving grandstanding.
Person 2: Quit being a Graham cracker and take this 12 inch one.
Person 1: Hmmm.
Person 2: Quit being a Graham cracker and take this 12 inch one.
Person 1: Hmmm.
by Writing Hard March 24, 2022
Get the Graham crackermug. Not to be confused with Gram and/or Graeme.Can be one of the following, no in between:
1. Sings all the time, and is one of the top actors in his age group. Really short, and micah makes jokes about his height. He has a lot of freckles, and good at most everything. Understands you when you don’t.
2.Really bad at math, Goofy, and likes the Patriots. A great future talk show host, and is the greatest procrastinator on the planet. Plays the trumpet, and will pout when you make trumpet jokes. Super chill.
1. Sings all the time, and is one of the top actors in his age group. Really short, and micah makes jokes about his height. He has a lot of freckles, and good at most everything. Understands you when you don’t.
2.Really bad at math, Goofy, and likes the Patriots. A great future talk show host, and is the greatest procrastinator on the planet. Plays the trumpet, and will pout when you make trumpet jokes. Super chill.
1.
Milo: Can I sit there?
Graham: We all love me, but there’s no room.
Milo:
Milo: I sit next to you every day.
Milo: Your sitting by yourself.
2.
Milo: Alright, lets do the math project.
50 minutes later
Graham: ....so then I told her...,
The rest of the class: oooooooo
Milo: Can I sit there?
Graham: We all love me, but there’s no room.
Milo:
Milo: I sit next to you every day.
Milo: Your sitting by yourself.
2.
Milo: Alright, lets do the math project.
50 minutes later
Graham: ....so then I told her...,
The rest of the class: oooooooo
by Smoll Brain March 11, 2020
Get the Grahammug. A Graham is the funniest guy in the world. On the outside he can be this tough but funny and on the inside he is a big softy. The minute you meet him you fall in love with his beautiful hair and big muscles. He’s one of the best people you will ever meet and you would be an idiot to give him up.
by Tiger Shark 27 November 14, 2021
Get the Grahammug. example:
Jim: 'Dude, why doesn't the Sun go to college?'
Blair: 'I don't know, dude'
J: 'Because it has a million degrees, dude!'
B: 'Graham!'
B: 'Sh!t I meant haha, dude'
J: 'Graham!'
Jim: 'Dude, why doesn't the Sun go to college?'
Blair: 'I don't know, dude'
J: 'Because it has a million degrees, dude!'
B: 'Graham!'
B: 'Sh!t I meant haha, dude'
J: 'Graham!'
by Jim is dude August 28, 2019
Get the Grahammug. Small skinny white guy.
Seriously this guy is tiny & is known to look like a tik tak.
Usually craws into small holes to hide from dean
Seriously this guy is tiny & is known to look like a tik tak.
Usually craws into small holes to hide from dean
Graham is
by 1257845!?:( August 14, 2024
Get the Grahammug. Picture this: an individual reveling in the divine art of indulgence, seated in the plush velvet embrace of a Michelin-starred restaurant. They're not just eating; they’re orchestrating a culinary symphony of epic proportions. Each bite of succulent pork belly is met with an operatic crescendo of masticating mastery and unapologetic lip-smacking—a performance so robust it could rival the acoustics of a sold-out amphitheater. Fork in hand, they sample course after course, their gusto unmistakable, as if every chew brings them one step closer to gastronomic nirvana. This isn’t dining; it’s a full-contact sport, and they’re the undefeated champion of audible appreciation!
by Harvv77 December 20, 2024
Get the Oh Grahammug.