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Wired to the mains

When you’re absolutely wankered! Lots and lots of lovely droogs must be taken.
“I’m clean off mate. You what, can’t you tell? I’m wired to the mains geez.”
by WatzCrackaLackinMate March 3, 2021
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Wired

A magazine that used to be about technology but is now about annoying wokist finger-wagging.
Q: Did you read the story in Wired about creating safe spaces for people who identify as intersectional?
A: Of course not.
by Carl Figleaf August 20, 2022
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Wires

A slur against animatronics , and people who identify as an animatronic
Ex: “STAY AWAY FROM ME WIRES…!!!!!”
by Mewo June 28, 2025
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Cheese-wire

Noun: Garment, usually worn by girls aged 13-16 under cycling shorts as a display of ironic womanliness.
A: she's gone out with her cheese-wire again!
B: Oh no, poor dad!
by Tony du sxw2 August 4, 2022
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Wired shit

When something wack happens. Or when a hobo grabs ur face.
Omg, that hobo is doing wired shit.
by Your humble shit maker March 4, 2021
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Piano wire noose

Where the people that made the counselor most likely got the idea to make a bolito device, a machine that speeds up a decapitation by wire.
Hangman- We're gonna kill ya slow with this...

Condemned- A piano wire noose? Won't that decapitate me?

Hangman- Sometimes. What's more likely to happen is the wire slowly cuts into the neck, severing the major arteries and creating a spectatucular display of carnage. We're gonna hang you from a meat hook and film it, you're gonna be on TV.

Condemned- Wait a minute, I thought I was gonna get a rope like the others, that's fucked up.

Hangman- Hahahahaha.
by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022
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Wire biter

/ˈwī(ə)r ˈbīdər/

noun OFFENSIVE•DEROGATORY

An individual who is attracted to, is sexually interested in, engages in sexual activity with, or sexually gratifies themselves to thoughts, images, or videos of humanoid or non humanoid robots and/or ai generated content. Examples AI porn, Sex dolls/robots, automatic male masturbator or sybians as well as non manual pleasure aids, FNAF 2 chica, GLaDOS, and deepfake content.
Timmy is such a fucking wire biter, he jerks off to goth girls on instagram and hatsune miku,they aren’t even real. fucking filthy ass wire biter

Or

Tiffany likes asking chat GPT to call her a good girl she is such a wire biter.
by Anthrak October 28, 2025
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