Titantic Tally Whacker

A Large Penis.

As usual,the the star of the porno movie had a titantic tally whacker .

by mikedamitey June 5, 2009

Split the whisker

When a female urinates , or is going to the toilet to urinate . The pubic hair( whisker) is split (parted ) so that the urine can flow freely from the vagina

I’ll be right back , I’ve got to go and split the whisker !

I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker

by Debyumyum March 28, 2020

whisker burn

what a bare pussy gets when a man with a 5 o'clock shadow gives it head for a long time.

Girl, Joe went down on me for so long that he gave me whisker burn!

by ashley n. October 27, 2006

poop whacker

n. someone who is completely worthless and stupid; loser

"Stop being such a poop whacker and leave me along before i beat your ass"

by ssdafanie April 21, 2004

cry whacker

n. a person who cries while masturbating, usually due to depression, or a girl not being interested in said cry whacker.

"He is a cry whacker. or "what a cry whacker."

by jeffy April 22, 2005

whisker biscuit

A vulva that is so matted down with hair that it appears alarmingly similar to a brillo pad.

Cilantro drunkenly stumbled into Boo's bedroom and unwittingly fell face first into her face-down-ass-up whisker biscuit and suffocated into a coma that lasted 3 1/2 years. (names changed to protect the innocent)

by Justin Koehler May 14, 2005

bush whacker

Killer of bushes. especially George Bush.

Jimmy was imprissoned for attempting to be a bush wacker on the president

by hjhjh November 17, 2003