Mexican Pressure Washer

When you put your thumb over the end of a standard hose nozzle, thereby raising the psi to pressure wash something.

Damn dude, how am I gonna get all this Puerto Rican blood off my snakeskin cowboy boots with a regular hose? I guess I'll just Mexican Pressure Washer them off.

by Mungo Jazzflute June 19, 2008

Wasted Sperm

a completely useless good-for-nothing person

YOU WASTED SPERM!!!

by orangecow91 March 6, 2009

wasted call in

When your boss asks you to work on Saturday or Sunday and you come in only to find there isn't any real extra work to do.

Duder 1: "Dude it was hella gay how I came in to work Saturday for like 2.5 hrs. What a fucking waste of my time and gas."

Duder 2: "Yea dude your boss totally used a wasted call in on your ass."

by westfalia January 18, 2010

cock washer

someone who likes to suck on peni.

that guy is such a cock washer

by woop woop May 13, 2005

wasted

Verb(pased)

1- Drunk or otherwise intoxicated off your ass

2- The act of obliterating something or someone in a computer/video game, not always online.

1- Man last weekend I got so frieken wasted

2- Holy shit man I just wasted that dude with a rocket.

by Whsikey Tango Foxtrot January 3, 2006

dish washer

a superrior from of t-bagging. one places one's testis in the face of an inferior and begins to "acdivate the spin cycle". At this point the dish washer sipns around and squats up and down.

yo did u see that shit trav? i busted him with my D.eagle then dish washed his shit

by delta11 September 18, 2004

Shitty Wasted

A word used to describe your drunken state, it can also be used as a preview to what you want your night to become.
EXCEPTIONS:
1)One can NEVER use the term shitty-wasted to describe a negative experience with alcohol!!!
2)Anytime the term is used, it must be immediately followed by the term what's up. "Shitty wasted, whats up?" Which is usually sang to the tune.."what it is hoe..."

I didnt wake up in my bed this morning, THATS how shitty wasted I was last night.
Whats our goal tonight? Getting SHITTY WASTED!!

by Fran-ches-ka March 2, 2006