calculus warrior wannabe

a calculus warrior with a casio calculator instead of a ti-83 or higher.

"God, your calculator sucks! Oh it's a casio! You calculus warrior wannabe!"

by The Scottish Muffinman November 25, 2009

Mr Whipples' warranty

An ebay sellers' warranty that is useless.

Legit seller item $100 + shipping $20 = $120 Mr. Whipple item $50 + shipping and handling $70 = $120. Both sellers offer a 90 day exchange buyer pays shipping both ways warranty. Item goes bad Legit seller $20 return + $20 replacement = $40. Mr Whipple $20 return + $70 shipping and handling ( you must pay this to get the warranty service ) = $90 . A lot of buyers would think twice about paying $40 to replace a $120 item, but if they think they are still ahead they will do it. Add in the fact that Mr Whipples merchandise is junk to begin with,a lot more are going to say the hell with it when the cost is $90 to replace a $120 item. Legit seller 90 days starts over again with the replacement item. Mr Whipple 90 day warranty starts with the first item and ends at 90 days. so your warranty may run out before you get the replacement. The rule of thumb is sellers price is twice sellers cost that means the legit seller is out $50 for each warranty replacement, he has good reason to make sure his merchandise will last. Mr Whipples cost is covered in the shipping and handling charge each warranty replacement costs him nothing, he isn't as concerned about the quality of his merchandise.Mr Whipples' warranty is a heads he wins and tails the buyer loses warranty. Check price, shipping costs, and warranty terms before buying avoid Mr Whipple. mikie the yorkie wishes she had.

by mikie the yorkie March 10, 2008

golden state warriors fans

typically a bandwagon piece of shit with low intellect and have just recently been exposed to stooph carry AKA stephanie curry and snake durag AKA kevin dipshit.these know-it-all frick heads are the parasitical scum of the NBA and we need to exterminate every single one of these pieces of shit and throw them onto a desert island with no food.

golden state warriors fans:
bandwagoner:HAHA stooph carry and snake durag are the best duo in the league!MVP MVP,we are going to win the championship!
REAL NBA fan:Name one other player in the warriors that isn't in the starting line up
bandwagoner: ...
bandwagoner: i have no idea because i'm the scum of the NBA and need to extradited to a desert island with no food or resources

by Murphy1144 June 2, 2019

Warrenist

One who follows the religion of Warrenism. World's second best religion, next to Nevillism in my opinion.

Ever since I became a Warrenist, I have this urge to work out 4 times a day.

by InDogWeTrust April 25, 2009

warriorgasm

When you bust a nut and shit at the same time

In football while we were running i had a warriorgasm

by Jimmyplanet May 6, 2018

Warrens Hands

The most dangerous weapon in the state of Florida. Must have a full registration to carry. Used to strike fear in the hearts of enemies, it can be shaped into anything the weirder chooses.

Forget these hands... I protects myself with Warrens hands.

by Chief Longshlong December 9, 2019

Warrior Train

The last run of the Penn Station to Port Washington line of the Long Island Railroad on a Friday or Saturday night. Typically around 3:00 AM to 5:00 AM. This train is frequented by drunken midshipmen of the United States Merchant Marine Academy who exit at the Great Neck LIRR station.

“Dude did you take the warrior train home last night?”
“Yeah bro we got back at 5:30 this morning, the city was insane last night.”
“Gnarly.”

by ageofsail September 20, 2022