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Cantonese Waterslide

A Cantonese Waterslide is a sex move, where you have sex with a Cantonese transvestite while she is dressed as Meg from Family Guy, just before climax, flip her onto her back and pee in sync with her. Then ejaculate onto the flow of piss, causing the semen to flow down her back like a water slide.
"Hey why were you so late to the party"

"I was giving my girl a Cantonese Waterslide while listening to Nettspend, It was awesome!"
by Mrgleema12 November 28, 2024
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Starvation Wages

Compensation set so low that it systematically fails to meet the basic requirements for human survival, despite full-time employment. Starvation wages are not accidents of the market but deliberate features of late-stage capitalism—calculated precisely to keep workers alive enough to work but desperate enough to accept any condition. They represent the point where the wage form itself becomes a mechanism of slow violence: you work, you earn, you still cannot afford food, housing, healthcare, or rest. The term deliberately evokes its literal meaning: wages that produce starvation, whether immediate (literal hunger) or structural (the starvation of possibility, of dignity, of future). Starvation wages are the economic foundation upon which hyperslavery is built.
Example: "He worked forty hours, took home checks that didn't cover rent, ate once a day, and was told to budget better. He wasn't underpaid; he was paid Starvation Wages—compensation calculated to keep him alive but never free."
by Dumu The Void March 12, 2026
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Bobara Waters

When a man named Bob drinks too much the night before and needs to drink water the next day.
Bobara waters can’t keep up with the big dogs.
by Meanswsu September 2, 2025
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Egyptian waders

Loose fitting men's slacks or jeans with an elasticized waistband (marketed with different combinations of "comfort," "flex," and "stretch"). The pants you wear when you're in denial.
Middle-aged guy #1: Huh, I must've Iost weight without even trying - these jeans are 38x30 and they fit great!
Middle-aged guy #2: Egyptian waders ftw!
by MakingStuffUp November 21, 2025
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Canadian Waterslide

When you stick snow or ice in a girls pussy and ass, and fuck her until it melts then she shits out the water from her ass and takes the water from her pussy and puts it on your dick and then sucks it
She got too hot when we was fucking so i gave her a Canadian Waterslide
by Bigman19 December 23, 2025
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Put The Waders On

Act of pulling through in a very tough situation.
I got triple teamed in Modern Warfare 3, but i put the waders on and killed them all.
by hcbasketball15 November 18, 2011
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Shum the waters

"Time to shum the waters."
"She shummed the waters straight in our sink!"
by TheGodofJazzCabbage September 5, 2019
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