A winter's bone is a sexual act in which the giver enters the talent from behind while holding a snowball (connoisseurs prefer one composed of lightly-packed, freshly-fallen Park City snow) against the small of the partner's back. Body heat will cause the snowball to melt, and the ice cold water will trickle down to where the deal is being done. For an increased degree of difficulty, the producer can forgo the snowball and plunge his junk into a snow bank after several thrusts for the same chilling effect. Real pros know the perfect count is seven thrusts between dips in the snowpack, one thrust for each desired distributor (Searchlight, Lionsgate, Focus, Summit, Weinstein, Overture, Apparition), and will call the distribs out in order while plowing away, hinting at the kind of gratifying release only over-worked and under-sexed acquisitions executives and sales agent can fully appreciate.
For maximum authenticity a winter's bone is performed at a film festival, preferably with a festival volunteer as the receiver. Bonus points are awarded if the act is performed within sight of a theater that screened Debra Granik's 2010 Sundance Film Festival Grand Jury Drama Prize-winning film.
For maximum authenticity a winter's bone is performed at a film festival, preferably with a festival volunteer as the receiver. Bonus points are awarded if the act is performed within sight of a theater that screened Debra Granik's 2010 Sundance Film Festival Grand Jury Drama Prize-winning film.
After sitting through Welcome to the Rileys, Teenage Paparazzo, happythankyoumoreplease and The Imperialists Are Still Alive! in one afternoon, it was only the winter's bone with the hostess from High West Saloon after the Joan Jett concert that made it a day worth having gotten out of bed for.
by Cashier du Cinema February 6, 2010
Get the Winter's bonemug. While having sex with a woman, you pull out and stuff 4 to 5 acorns in here vagina. Then Run out of the room and say "See you in the spring!"
Girl 1 : "So I met this guy at a bar last night and i thought he was really cool, but when we started getting into it, my mind changed."
Girl 2 : "Why, What happend?"
Girl 1 : "I don't want to talk about it, but this is going to be a Long Winter"
Girl 2 : "Why, What happend?"
Girl 1 : "I don't want to talk about it, but this is going to be a Long Winter"
by J-Rad (Hawk-Eye) February 6, 2008
Get the A Long Wintermug. by Pucas marnsley July 2, 2018
Get the Winter soldiermug. When it's spring time and a man's testicles are still filled up with semen from the previous season.
by Lilith666 March 24, 2019
Get the winter cummug. When a girl chews up a bunch of ice cubes and blows the cold air onto your balls, causing them to shrivel up if cold enough. Usually an act of malice
by BlueSh1ft December 21, 2022
Get the Chicago Wintermug. The place your friends told you you were all going that one night in high school. You followed them and they took you to a club. Flashing your fake IDs, you proceeded to absent-mindedly wander into the bathroom and ask, "Is this the Winter Wonderland?" To which they respond, "Not yet." while Whipping out a bag of white powder. they pour the substance over the counter and use the fake ID's to shape them into linear mounds. When asked who was going to go first, you volunteered. Knowing what to do from pop culture, you lower your head and inhale through your nose. Asking once more if you have reached the Winter Wonderland, Jeremy, the hot jock replies "Yes, Yes we are."
The dimension you find yourself in on a cocaine high
The dimension you find yourself in on a cocaine high
by Long Papa Jimmy John Silver January 12, 2020
Get the Winter Wonderlandmug. A Jordan will worm his way into your heart and claim a piece of it for his own. The best looking guy, Has a big dick, And he is the hottest guy you can ever meet, hes hot, fine, and everything a girl can ask for. HES PERFECT! An extremely loving and sweet guy, He will make you smile like an idiot, So if you are lucky enough to find one, hold on tight and never let go, He has the ability to make one's heart melt, And after all he is a really good friend, and he will sick up for you when your ever in trouble.
Guy 1, I will fucking kill you!
Guy 2, Back off mate!
Guy 1, Why should i faggot!
Guy 2, I know a Jordan Winter, He will kill you!
Guy 2, Back off mate!
Guy 1, Why should i faggot!
Guy 2, I know a Jordan Winter, He will kill you!
by ThebESTfunLovingPerson December 14, 2013
Get the jordan wintermug.