weaponized sexual autism

A type of autism that's featured in a joke. Has the power to kill extremely powerful people. For example, after laughing over a dark joke on Gulags, Joseph Stalin's brain had a severe hemorrhage that made his Stalinium skull cave in.

Russian dude: Hey, Russian dude 2, did you hear how Stalin died?
Russian dude 2: Nope.
Russian dude: He died from weaponized sexual autism over a Gulag joke.

by Weaponized Dank Ootism November 3, 2018

Weapons of Mass Destruction

A weapon, particularly from the twentieth century, which harms large numbers of people when deployed.

George Bush, Microsoft, the CNN newsbar, the Big Brother housemates, Antarctica

by Medusa July 4, 2004

weapon of ass destruction

A really steaming hot curry.

Sh!t!! That curry i had last night is a real weapon of ass destruction AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH MY RING!!!

by kymcleod October 10, 2003

Weapon of Monitor Destruction

Rumoured to be a secret military project that went wrong, Weapons of Monitor Destruction or WOMDs are completely denied by all respective agencies. There is mounting proof that manganaro is a WOMD due to a classroom incident that took place recently. Possibly another side effect of MBD.

"Watch out dude, that guy is a WOMD, better hide your computer!"

by D.E March 18, 2004

Weapons of Mass Destruction

A brother commin outta jail, with no job, education or direction in life. Waiting to explode and go back to the penn again.

D'Angelo be ready to explode like a W.M.D., his momma gunna straight trip

by D'Angelo July 3, 2003

weapons of mass deception

What a liberal has at his disposal.

by unknown July 8, 2003

weapons of ass destruction

a shitting game invented by Anal Balzer and H - Bone where points are awarded based on various aspects of the shit.

This weekend i'm going to partake in a round of Weapons of Ass Destruction.

by tha h00tman February 1, 2007