I'm waiting for marriage

Term used by men/women who can't get any sex. People use this as an excuse for still being a virgin at 25.

"Dude, are you seriously still a virgin?"

"I'm waiting for marriage"

by nate_2330 October 1, 2012

waiting to happen

A phrase used to describe what someone or something is about to do.

You look like mischief waiting to happen.

Old Faithful is an ejaculation waiting to happen.

Jamie Lynn Spears is another Britney Spears waiting to happen.

That puppy is a puddle on the floor waiting to happen.

by Downstrike January 21, 2005

daylight wastings time

Often referred to as "standard time," daylight wastings time requires that people set their clocks back an hour in autumn so that the sun will set earlier in mid-afternoon. Then, in the spring, when people return their clocks to true time (a.k.a. daylight savings time), people are forced to get up an hour earlier and lose an hour of precious weekend/sleep time.

Morning Person: I'm so glad we're returning to STANDARD time. I can't STAND getting up when it's dark outside.

Night person: Oh, you mean daylight wastings time? Doesn't it bother you that the sun now sets at 4:30 and the days are still getting shorter.

Morning person: No, I go to bed long before then, so I don't know when the sun sets.

Morning person: I'm so glad we're returning to daylight savings time. I was starting to feel like the day was half over by the time work starts at 8:00 AM.

Night person: I'm glad to be off of daylight wastings time, but now I have to get up an hour earlier. Why can't we just leave our clocks set to true time (a.k.a. daylight savings time) without playing practical jokes on my circadian rhythm?

by gentimental March 30, 2011

recto warping butt munching anal lube

Something i made up

Your such a recto warping butt munching anal lube

by Chris Porter October 22, 2003

Warding

To inject another mans semen into your penis for the purpose of ejaculating his semen and your semen into your significant other.

"This is done by using a syringe to suck his sperm into it. Then using a tube, place the sperm into the penis just prior to sex. Then when you ejaculate, both sperms are placed in your significant other."

I am going to ward all up in you.

Are you into warding?

by The Canadian Cluster February 8, 2018

cheerio-wanting denial

when someone wants cheerios but is denying that fact

Steve wants honey-nut cheerios, but claims he does not; he is in cheerio-wanting denial.

by cheerio expert May 12, 2009

warninge

The French Canadian pronounciation of warning. Used in context with programming language Prolog.

Warning: (c:/work/asdasd.pro:1):
Singleton variables: A
%

omg lol lol WARNINGE!!!!!!111111shift+1shift+1

by Spotzero February 17, 2005