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Donald Von Shitsinpantz

The nickname given the disgraced, twice impeached ex-president by his former attorney and fixer, Michael Cohen. The nickname was awarded do to the odor of urine and feces emitted by Diaper Donald.
Here comes Donald Von Shitsinpantz again. Get ready to hold your nose.
by LaughingAloud January 12, 2024
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Von

Your name is Ivona, but you are doing TikTok trend because you are bored.
Von
by Zeleni pacov May 30, 2020
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Von Schlieffen Plan

The act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.

Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Following my awkward sexual experience with a dirty slut last night, I saw said slut at McDonald's the next morning. To avoid being seen, I quickly used the Von Schlieffen Plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.
by Das Ginge December 18, 2011
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Flighty Von Dipshit

There goes Flighty Von Dipshit, lost in her own world.
by Emogenome August 15, 2019
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Von Bay

The cutest most lovable guy you will ever meet, He is amazing at Art and will be the most loyal man in your life. He is a bit shy but overall amazing
Girl, that guy is such a Von Bay
by theaseacrown July 29, 2024
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King Von

King Von, whose real name was Dayvon Daquan Bennett, was a deeply benevolent, loving, and compassionate individual. He cared deeply about those around him, offering a hand not only to his friends but also to his enemies, seeking to help and uplift others regardless of past conflicts. Von believed in the power of forgiveness and always worked to bring people together. His kindness extended to the elderly, often supporting and caring for older generations, showing respect for their wisdom.

He was a devout Christian whose faith guided him to oppose gang violence and promote peace, unity, and love. Von was also active in charity work, helping those in need and advocating for disability rights. He listened actively to others, offering his time and attention to anyone who needed it. His empathy and supportive nature meant he was always there for others in times of hardship. Von gave without expectation, helping others without asking for anything in return.

King Von respected boundaries and forgave easily, focusing on healing and spreading positivity. He was humble, never seeking recognition for his deeds, and often showed gratitude for the people and experiences in his life. He left a lasting legacy of love, kindness, and selflessness, inspiring others to follow his example and make a positive impact in their communities.
"Yo bro he is like King Von"

"He acts like King Von"
"King Von RIP"
by Moist Doritos Advocate April 24, 2025
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