flawless victory 

When you poop, then go to wipe and there's no poo on the toilet paper

Mike: Hey Brad, I thought there was almost no TP left!
Brad: There isn't, Mike, but I just had a flawless victory so I didn't use all of it.

flawless victory by Tiger Whyte February 27, 2017

Urban Victory 

When a word posted on Urban Dictionary gets more thumbs up than thumbs down

It would be an irony if this is not an Urban Victory!!

Urban Victory by YohnnyC May 12, 2010

Flawless victory 

The act of getting thousands of people to read your shitty definition.

I've never been laid and I don't have any friends, but this Flawless victory has given me a raging boner.

Flawless victory by charliemcc July 1, 2005

Machiavellian Victory

Some people say they beat a case in court. There is no such thing as going to court and beating a case, you're still going to lose money every time you enter a courtroom even if the DA/prosecuting team isn't guaranteed a conviction to go on your record, if you haven't already served at least a few weeks in jail for a charge you didn't get convicted of. As long as the machine/system is what you're fighting, what you call a win or beating a case is really just breaking even by not losing everything, and you're always going to lose at least some of your money to part of the machine/system, no matter what. Though that would discourage a lot of people, it doesn't mean that no fight is worth fighting, even if there is no winning in the end.

Machiavellian Victory is a struggle with a Machiavellian force (a Machiavellian prince or princess, a part of the machine) where you don't lose everything for once.

Machiavellian Victory by The Original Agahnim May 28, 2021

#1 victory royale

#1 Victory Royale is when you get a win on fortnite and you go freaking crazy

Me: I got a #1 Victory Royale on Fortnite!

My Friend: I have more than 100 Victory Royales

Me: Teach me the ways sensei.

#1 victory royale by DANK_MEMER_9000 May 17, 2018

V for Victory

The act of shaving your pubes into a V so that when you are getting laid and the girl asks about the V, you throw your arms in the air and yell "V for Victory!!"

I was nailing this broad from behind when she asked why my pubes were shaved like a V. Without hesitating i threw my arms in the air and yelled "V for Victory!"

V for Victory by drocweiss March 23, 2009

Pyrrhic Victory 

A successful attempt to evacuate one's bowels, but one that requires far more clean up than the average. Commonly, when time spent cleaning surpasses time spent defecating.

The opposite of a Flawless Victory, in which no cleanup is required after defecating.

Dude, I just had the worst Pyrrhic Victory, I had to flush 3 times to get all the paper down!

"Another dump like this, an we shall surely run out of toilet paper!" - King Pyrrhus of Epirus

Pyrrhic Victory by poopsmith12 August 20, 2013