by theytrynaeatcrack September 26, 2021
Get the First degree verbal assault mug.Similar to pussy whipped, but in this situation the person being whipped is receiving no pussy, and instead is whipped by the idea of talking to a pretty girl.
"Did you see how Brandon blew us off for those freshman girls?"
"Yeah he's pussy whipped""
"Nah dude, we both know he's not getting any, he's verbally whipped."
"Yeah he's pussy whipped""
"Nah dude, we both know he's not getting any, he's verbally whipped."
by P0nd Scum June 6, 2018
Get the verbally whipped mug.When you accidentally say a word that sounds like another word, even though they have completely separate meanings.
Teacher: "So, class, today I am going to teach you about single-celled orgasms (organisms)"
Students: "HAHAHAH Teacher JUST HAD A VERBAL AUTOCORRECT MOMENT HAHA"
Students: "HAHAHAH Teacher JUST HAD A VERBAL AUTOCORRECT MOMENT HAHA"
by Y0UR_REAL_NAME. October 18, 2022
Get the Verbal Autocorrect mug.When someone whispers in your ear "The sisillus" and you walk a round randy and you have sex with somebody and they get an s.t.d. you didn't even have
by GlennZadra May 6, 2020
Get the verbal s.t.d. mug.The anguish one feels when one hears an incomplete word or sentence out of anticipation and lack of fulfillment or closure.
Everyone gets verbal blue balls for a few moments when Dr. Frankenfurter sings "I see you shiver with antici-"
by b0ses December 4, 2022
Get the verbal blue balls mug.Someone who you talk to, make jokes to or have discussions with for 6 hours or longer. Normally a co-worker or best friend.
by Bahbah black 🐼 July 7, 2017
Get the Verbal punching bag mug.The greatest bunch of hokey ever conceived as a supposedly acceptable/adequate alternative to monetary payment or actual physical labor to recompense someone for goods/services that he's provided. Even if it was agreed beforehand that the person's assistance would be performed at no cost, too many moochers take advantage of this practice by knowingly/grossly underestimating the amount of time/effort/resources that would actually be required to perform the task, and so the prospective provider is deceived into thinking that the requested task is far less arduous/involved than is turns out to be; he would likely never have agreed to provide his services for free if he'd known the true size/scope of the requested task.
Disgruntled teenager: That skinflint connivin' ol' fart Mr. Jones snookered my buddies and me into "just loading a discarded pile of lightweight foam insulation into the dumpster" for him… not only did he neglect to mention that said insulation was GLUED ONTO PANELS OF SHEETROCK which made them about ten times as heavy, but then afterwards he just gave us VERBAL compensation ---"Great job, fellas... appreciate it! Thanks! I'm really grateful for your volunteering to help out an old weak-muscled geezer like me!" --- instead of slipping us each a ten-spot, the way any decent person would do!
by QuacksO December 21, 2016
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